The Major
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Nov 19, 2013 16:33:08 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 19, 2013 16:33:08 GMT -8
"Cough cough hack lark glack."
You + bloody pads + death machine =
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Atton Kaelan
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Post by Atton Kaelan on Nov 19, 2013 20:33:26 GMT -8
"I should have brought my brown pants."
You're careening down a waterslide that comes out in an active volcano.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 19, 2013 21:28:59 GMT -8
"Spiderman, where are you?!"
New York City, haven of steel, glass, and purple-red night sky. Here you are, on the Bowery at 3 AM, only, we know from your cute eyes you don't belong here, not at this hour. A stranger grabs you from behind, reaching out from a dark doorway, and pulls you down. You see the glint of a knife, you know the agent of your demise is only doing this because it's what turns them on, and you know the cops don't waste time saving idiots who are out this early.
Here comes the stab, and just before it emancipates you, you say:
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 20, 2013 4:13:08 GMT -8
How bout them mets?
You are old as balls and fall down. Unable to get up you survive by drinking your pets water and food. However soon it runs out and the dog is hungry. Raw old fart is on the menu
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 20, 2013 5:49:54 GMT -8
"If you bite me I will bite back. You look tasty right now."
You are a henchman in service to the mighty Monarch. You have infiltrated the Venture compound. You turn a corner, and there is Brock. You've got about for seconds, make them count as you say:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 6:09:25 GMT -8
"Oh no, not again..."
You have been selected to try out the Euthanasia Rollercoaster. You did not volunteer. As the train reaches the top of the first hill, you say...
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 20, 2013 7:01:40 GMT -8
"Happy Anniversary, Hunny. Looks like we go out together! Look for me at the popular table in Hell. I'll vouch for you."
You're in Mordor, at the Black Gate about ten seconds out from that filthy Hobbit falling into the mountain.
You are an Orc, by the way.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 20, 2013 7:06:12 GMT -8
"Well, there goes the neighborhood."
You're a serial killer who has been playing a cat and mouse game with a brash detective, and now he's caught up to you but you have pushed him past the brink of his morality and you can tell by the glint in his eye and the gun in his hand, he has no intention of ever letting you go to trial for your crimes. As he raises his pistol, you say...
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 20, 2013 7:08:37 GMT -8
"We should make love first. Or do you prefer a stiff corpse? I would kn- have heard it's pretty explosive that way."
You are a jedi at the temple. Order 66 has just been issued.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 7:45:42 GMT -8
"But I'm just a librarian!"
You're in a car chase in a Jason Statham movie, and you're not a main character.
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Atton Kaelan
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Post by Atton Kaelan on Nov 20, 2013 14:33:10 GMT -8
"I shouldn't have switched to Geico..."
You're an innocent bystander in a superhero movie and the aliens have come to your city.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 20, 2013 15:03:08 GMT -8
Looks like E.T made it home.
You are the assistant to a terrible magician who manages to cut you in half with the saw trick
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Post by Alpharius on Nov 20, 2013 15:11:49 GMT -8
"Should've saw that coming."
You're one of the legacy era Mon Calamari, and The Imperial's have just started fishing.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 20, 2013 21:09:09 GMT -8
"It's a trap!"
You're waiting for an arriving subway train when someone pushes you off the platform in front of the oncoming train.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 21:23:58 GMT -8
GERRRONNNI-splat
You are in a boxcar full of nitroglycerin, and you've just derailed. Off the side of a cliff. Sorry about that.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 21, 2013 6:14:46 GMT -8
"What's the konami code again?"
You're the most popular/biggest bully in your school -the pride of all your peers- except for the alienated rage kid. Who now approaches you at your table with a duffel bag. You are about to rail on them with your best yesmen, but then the kid equips a pump action shotgun from the sack, levels at you, and squeezes the trigger. Before the columbine rumba rumba begins, you say:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 6:56:21 GMT -8
"Nice shotgun, dick. You get that from mommy and-" *insert death rattle here*
Immortality has been discovered, but you cannot undergo the procedure. You're the last person to die ever.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 21, 2013 8:20:56 GMT -8
"Thank goodness, you guys enjoy your shitty world. I'm sorry about the genocide. But.... I was just crying for love and acceptance.... In the form of fascist sponsored darwinism. Heh. "
You are the guy at the thing. The death comes with stuff, and you say:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 9:06:42 GMT -8
"Death by non-specificity. Fuck you all."
You're going into a wood chipper, feet first.
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Post by Gabriel Angellos on Nov 21, 2013 9:19:56 GMT -8
"More of me to go around."
You're in the game Portal and at the end, Gladus' trap actually work. You want the cake instead of freedom.
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