Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 13, 2013 13:22:44 GMT -8
It is a simple (and hilarious) game.
You are given a scenario that you're about to die, and you have to respond to the situation with some last words before you die. Then you give the person below you their dreaded moment, and well, you get the idea.
You're strapped to a table and a circular saw is inching towards you.
Last words?
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 13, 2013 13:28:58 GMT -8
"Quick! Save my glasses!
You're in front of the firing squad. They haven't given you a blind fold.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2013 14:48:18 GMT -8
"I say, are you sure about this? That fellow appears to be cross-eyed."
You're in a garbage compactor, but your rescue droid appears to have blown a motivator.
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Jerek Morrows
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Post by Jerek Morrows on Nov 13, 2013 16:25:33 GMT -8
" DAMN IT, Master, I said NO MISWIRED JOKES."
You're staring up into the maw of a Leviathan, and that thing is coming down on you no two ways about it.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 13, 2013 16:44:18 GMT -8
"Is that wookiee fur in it's teeth?"
You're on a Imp Star Deuce and Starkiller is pulling you out of orbit and into the ground. The escape pods are all gone.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2013 16:46:45 GMT -8
"What the fuck kind of name is Starkiller, anyway?"
You're an Imperial Stormtrooper, and you're facing a main character.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2013 22:59:27 GMT -8
"That Guy's name is listed early in the program, so he must die early... right?"
You are about to go see a mind fryingly bad movie and the doors lock as the opening credits start
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2013 23:04:14 GMT -8
"Still...a better...love story...than...Twilight..."
You're on a jetliner that just lost both wings.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2013 23:37:34 GMT -8
"And Lawrence burns again"
the executioner is about to trigger the guillotine
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 14, 2013 6:12:41 GMT -8
"You know the cake bit was a joke right? Right?"
You're stuck on the tracks and the train is coming.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 6:26:36 GMT -8
"The one time it shows up on schedule..."
Your phone charger has come to life and is trying to strangle you.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 14, 2013 6:37:41 GMT -8
"That's it, I'm switching to Verizon."
The cruise ship you're on is sinking into shark infested waters.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 7:16:34 GMT -8
"I'm gonna name you Nibbles, and you Jaws, And you Bigger Jaws!"
you are on a rocket headed into orbit and suddenly you see a missle heading toward you
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 14, 2013 7:28:21 GMT -8
"The fuck is this? Star Wars?"
You have been Spartan kicked into the hole, and you're falling down towards the spikes below.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 7:34:27 GMT -8
"THOSE! ARE! POINTY!!!!"
You are indiana Jones tripping while running away from the giant boulder
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 14, 2013 7:38:03 GMT -8
"So, this is how I roll."
You're trapped in snow after an avalanche.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 7:40:22 GMT -8
"I regret not taking that girl up when she said she'd frosty my snowman"
you are a civilian about to be stepped on in the crossfire of a MOTW/ megazord battle
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 7:40:25 GMT -8
"Damn. I do hope they're careful with the new car filled with fragile electronics as puppies.
You have been diagnosed with Ebola.
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The Major
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Last Words
Nov 14, 2013 10:37:30 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 14, 2013 10:37:30 GMT -8
"Must. Hug. As. Many. People. As possible."
The room becomes black, and then Diva appears, grinning, licking the tips of her fangs. You are not Eralam.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 14, 2013 14:07:56 GMT -8
"Hello sweet cheeks"
You are thrown out of an airlock, float through the vastness of space, survive both the renetry and crash on a planet only to be shat on by a herd of banthas that ate taco bell.
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