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Post by Horan Cold on Nov 14, 2013 14:56:42 GMT -8
''So...that's what Taco bell tastes like.''
After escaping Imperial troopers you jump into the trash compacter when the walls begin to close in on you and your friends. Your shouting into the comlink for R2 to shut down the trash compactor on the detention level when finally you get a response. ''Messa press which button?''
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 14, 2013 19:49:31 GMT -8
"Somebody mentioned this situation already..."
It's CoD, and you're a nondescript terrorist firing at the player from an exposed balcony.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 20:20:48 GMT -8
"He'll never see me up-"
You have fallen from a building and broken you back, rendering escape from the out of control steam roller that's bearing down on you quite impossible. It's going to hit feet first.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 15, 2013 6:15:35 GMT -8
"Well, I was wanting to be thinner."
You're sewn into a large sack with a bunch of cats and are about to be thrown off a bridge into a deep river.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 6:50:06 GMT -8
"At least I finally have more cats than adi"
You are 1st violin in an orchestral command mob performance. For every note you miss, you get a bullet closer toward your heart
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 15, 2013 13:41:38 GMT -8
I can't die yet! I haven't even had sax yet.
You are one of the first owners of hover cars, one day you are cleaning the under side when its hover ability craps out
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 14:34:28 GMT -8
"So that's what Sparky felt."
You are BASE jumping, and you find out that your parachute was swapped out with your girlfriend's frilly bedspread.
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Post by Alpharius on Nov 15, 2013 15:03:53 GMT -8
"At least I die, prettier than Eversio!"
You're trapped in a basement of a raging psychopath; strapped to a chair submerged in water with a slow and steady stream of Sulfuric acid being added into the mix.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 15, 2013 16:48:50 GMT -8
"Untie me. I'll show you how to kill someone so slowly that they'll orgasm in the process."
You're a scout trooper on Endor. Han sneaks up behind you.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 15, 2013 20:04:57 GMT -8
"You there stop!"
You are a B1 in the battle of geonosiss. You are facing against Kit Fisto
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 21:08:43 GMT -8
"Roger Roger"
you are in a white room literally about to die of boredom
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Post by The Major on Nov 16, 2013 5:46:05 GMT -8
"Fucking Eralam forgot to meet me here? Douche."
It's Død Snow. You and your best friend have expended your ammo killing a platoon of Nazi Vampire Norge zombies.You are both elated, tired - but the General has spoken, "Arise!" An entire division of sprinting, smiling zombies climb out of the snow in a vast circle around you. Your friend says, "Unfair!" And you say:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013 6:01:23 GMT -8
"Fuck fair, I have a chainsaw."
You are a Red Shirt on an away team. Nuff said.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 16, 2013 6:03:56 GMT -8
Captain come check out this plot dev- Arrrrgghh *fall dramatically as the spear his the rock beside me*
You are a hired goon in a James Bond movie
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Post by The Major on Nov 16, 2013 9:04:54 GMT -8
"I hear noise over there that is suspect. Fuck this, I'm going home. See? Hands up -walking the other way."
You have fallen into the Rancor pit. You aren't Luke. What do?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013 9:17:19 GMT -8
"So that's what my spleen looks like."
You have been thrown under the bus. Literally.
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Post by The Major on Nov 16, 2013 9:31:55 GMT -8
"I will retur--- SCCCCHPLATTTERRRUUCK-crunch!"
You paradrop into the forests underneath Kilimanjaro, while on expedition. A group of lions decides you are lunch just as you take off the pack. As they lunge, you say:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013 9:34:14 GMT -8
"SIIIIMBAAAAA!!!!"
You are a sniper, scanning your sector. You see a glint of sunlight off the enemy sniper's scope, and then the muzzle flash.
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Post by Eremiel on Nov 16, 2013 9:36:13 GMT -8
I knew I shouldn't have caught my cat on fire that time. Karma's a bit....
You found yourself transported through time, you find yourself in a valley. You look to your left and your right and realise you are standing in the cross-fire if the war to end wars.
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Post by The Major on Nov 16, 2013 10:26:52 GMT -8
"Quick! Some one kill Sgt. Hitler!"
You're in an Iraqi tank during Operation Desert Storm. An American tank squadron comes over a hill.
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