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Post by Kalosis on May 8, 2013 16:31:40 GMT -8
It's here, and its awesome. But it's never aired for unknown reasons.
I wish for musical talent.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 8, 2013 17:00:32 GMT -8
You have talent in the Cowbell. Christopher Walken demands more of it. So much more that you spend all your time Cowbelling. Your life falls to shit as a result.
I wish for a nice big house to live in.
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Post by Kalosis on May 8, 2013 17:02:39 GMT -8
You do but it's so big you never live long enough to explore it all.
I wish this site didn't double post.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 8, 2013 17:06:36 GMT -8
It doesn't. You imagined that. Yep. Definitely imagined it. Crazy Man.
I wish I had more glorious hair.
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Post by Kalosis on May 8, 2013 17:08:29 GMT -8
You do, it's so glorious you cannot go in public for fear of mass molestation.
I wish I wasn't crazy?
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 8, 2013 17:12:04 GMT -8
You aren't crazy...in fact, you're the only sane person on the planet.
I wish I was on Mythbusters.
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Post by Kalosis on May 8, 2013 17:13:14 GMT -8
You are now the test dummy on Mythbusters.
I wish for MOAR dubstep!
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 8, 2013 17:15:27 GMT -8
The dubstep becomes so much MOAR that it increases in every fashion - including volume. Your ears explode, a brown note in the dubbed-steps makes you evacuate your bowels, and the vibrations are so severe that you can't stand up right. You fall face first into your own bowel evacuation.
I wish I was Iron Man
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2013 19:43:06 GMT -8
You are Iron Man. Unfortunately, nobody wants you. They just turn their heads. And then you go insane and kill the people you once saved.
I wish I was badass.
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 8, 2013 19:45:26 GMT -8
You are a bad ass but its the future and people have all evolved to be bad asses, so its not that special anymore.
I wish I had more cheetos.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2013 19:47:48 GMT -8
You have more Cheetos. But that causes you to eat too much and you choke to death.
I wish I had the Buster Sword.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2013 20:00:43 GMT -8
You have the Buster Sword. Unfortunately, you were turned into an androgynous maybe a girl maybe a guy thing common to the Final Fantasy universe. Oh, and you have Adi's hair.
I wish a slow and painful death on the guy that thought making a hole in the middle of a doughnut was a good idea.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 8, 2013 21:30:40 GMT -8
In America doughnuts with holes have been around since the 19th century and cakes with holes in them were around before that the cakes with holes can be seen in 17th century European paintings. random fact of the day  The man you wish dead gets the slow and painful death of life. But while you are walking down a street one day some moving men are pulling a piano up by rope which snaps right when you walk underneath the piano not paying attention because you are listening to music. The men yell but you don't hear them because of the new Fall out boy song you are listening too and the piano crushes you to death while you were only in your prime and you were unable to accomplish anything in your life, unlike the man who though making a doughnut with a hole was a great idea setting a trend to last a life time. I wish I had a dozen doughnut holes |
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 3:27:09 GMT -8
You have a dozen doughnut sized holes in your body. Of course, this means very quickly bleeding to death. Quickly does not mean painlessly, and the mere half-a-
minute or so it takes you to loose all of your life juices feels like a day of unrelenting agony.
I wish I had left to meet my girlfriend 20 minutes earlier
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Post by Mike Frantz on May 9, 2013 5:08:43 GMT -8
You did meet her 20 minutes earlier, however those 20 minutes give her a chance to absolutely despise you and never actually become your girlfriend, and instead becomes your mortal enemy.
I wish that I could live forever, without growing old or feeling pain.
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 9, 2013 6:31:51 GMT -8
You can, however, you are a sparkly vampire...who is also emo (wait, that goes without saying).
I wish the new XBox and PS4 were already out and were amazing and that I owned them...for free.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 6:38:25 GMT -8
... Mike, that makes no sense. I meant leave my home to meet her so that I wasn't late meeting her for lunch, not meet her for the very first time.
Drunken Dingbat.
Devlin: You do own them, for free. Because they're stolen. You're arrested for handling stolen goods, slammed away for ten years. You therefore miss all the really good releases, as there are no PS4s or Xboxes in prison.
I wish Mike wasn't such a crazy drunk.
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Post by Archer/Kestral on May 9, 2013 6:51:26 GMT -8
Your wish is Granted. Mike never got drunk, so He turned into a SithLord, and got drunk on the power, not to mention killing or enslaving you to his service, meaning you could never have the awesome Ego you once dreamed of. Silly wish Dave..
I wish for a TARDIS.
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 9, 2013 6:57:10 GMT -8
You have a TARDIS, but you only get to see it for a moment before it vanishes on some adventure or another to a random timestream saving, continuity preserving event.
I wish I could travel through time.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 6:57:21 GMT -8
You also have a TARDIS, granting you the ability to travel through time. However, It doesn't like you. That may not seem like a big deal, but seeing as a TARDIS is a near-omnipotent, sentient and living machine that can create and destroy an infinite amount of rooms on its inside at will, lock its own exit, and can also travel anywhere, anytime, and materialise around anything or anyone, you might rather end up regretting stepping inside. You unfortunately don't know it doesn't like you until you have already stepped inside.
I wish I had cake.
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