Zalor Anneri
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Post by Zalor Anneri on May 3, 2013 17:01:03 GMT -8
Okay, so - JvS wouldn't be JvS without some of our favorite thread games from 1.5. Personally, I liked 'Corrupt A Wish', so I'm bringing it back. Here are the rules, which I've copied/pasted from 1.5:
The game is simple, you corrupt the wish of the person above you. Grant their wish but twist it, make it horrible and wrong, make it hurt lol. It has to be relevant to the wish though.
For example:
Wish: I wish I had a goldfish.
Unacceptable answer: You get your goldfish then get raped by a clown. (This answer, while horrible, wrong and painful, does NOT corrupt the goldfish part of the wish but just tacks something completly unrelated to the end of it)
Acceptable answer: You get your gold fish but it turns out to be hyper-intelligent and evil and kills you in your sleep. (This answer fits all of the afforementioned criteria. It grants the wish twists the wish itself and makes the wish into something bad)
Okay, I'll start us off...
I wish I was a fire-breathing Dragon.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 18:06:59 GMT -8
You are morphed into a fire breathing dragon, but then you're slain and your soul is devoured by the Dragonborn.
I wish I could play hockey.
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Exchequer Australis
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 3, 2013 18:12:58 GMT -8
You get to play hockey in the Stanley Cup, but you miss the game winning shot and your whole career spirals down. Next thing you know you are a hermit living in a cabin always remembering about how you missed that shot.
I wish I had a pet salamander.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 3, 2013 18:31:08 GMT -8
God dammit.
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Zalor Anneri
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Post by Zalor Anneri on May 3, 2013 18:31:28 GMT -8
You are given cake - a scrumptious chocolate cake, on a table in the middle of a suspiciously empty room. The moment you enter the room, the entire room is jettisoned into space with only a 24-hour supply of oxygen. You're alone - floating in space, slowly awaiting your death - but you at least have chocolate cake.
I wish I was a SHIELD agent.
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Dragus
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Post by Dragus on May 3, 2013 19:07:27 GMT -8
You're Agent Coulson, which is totally awesome, but you also get killed by Loki, assuming the avengers movie is to be believed, which sucks.
I wish I was a Toronto Maple Leaf and we just won the Stanley Cup.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 3, 2013 19:29:41 GMT -8
You are a Toronto Maple Leaf and you have just won the Stanley Cup.
The celebration is so raucous, the stadium collapses, killing everyone inside, and crushing the cup into a coin.
I wish I could play the violin.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 19:33:35 GMT -8
You can, in fact, play the violin. Unfortunately, you can only play when there's no one around to hear, and any recordings you make end up dubbing themselves into "Call Me Maybe."
I wish the sun wouldn't come up at 0430 over here.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 3, 2013 19:39:12 GMT -8
The sun no longer comes up.
I wish I had gone to bed 2 hours ago, as I have work in the morning.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 19:50:15 GMT -8
You went to bed 2 hours ago before the exterminator arrived to kill the bedbugs. They devour you in your sleep.
I wish I had a heart.
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Dragus
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Post by Dragus on May 3, 2013 19:53:38 GMT -8
You do in fact have a heart, but you soon discover the Wizard of Oz lied to you. Instead of a beating blood pump, you have a piston driven combustion engine clogged with old oil. You soon after die and are recycled.
I wish I was a real boy.
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Kalosis
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Post by Kalosis on May 4, 2013 16:25:31 GMT -8
You become a real boy only to be run over by a bus full of other real boys.
I wish I was a god.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 4, 2013 16:29:00 GMT -8
You become a god; Prometheus. Chained to a rock for all eternity, burnt by day by the searing sun, frozen to death at night, no food, no water, no comfort, cursed with foresight and the knowledge that this will last eons. And to really kick you whilst you're down, an eagle tears your torso asunder and consumes your liver daily. You cannot die from any of this.
I wish I hadn't spilt yogurt on my trousers earlier
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Kalosis
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Post by Kalosis on May 4, 2013 16:32:38 GMT -8
Instead you spilt it all over your keybard.
I wish I had more wishes.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 4, 2013 16:38:50 GMT -8
You get more wishes, however, all of the wishes are corrupted by this game, multiplying your suffering.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Kalosis
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Post by Kalosis on May 4, 2013 16:40:35 GMT -8
You no longer have a headache because your head has be severed from your body, ergo you are dead.
I wish I had a pizza.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 4, 2013 16:42:53 GMT -8
You get to have to pizza But when delivered to you it is rotten
I wish I had a cupcake
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Kalosis
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Post by Kalosis on May 4, 2013 16:44:47 GMT -8
You have a cupcake but it is poisoned.
I wish I was the greatest duelist alive.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 4, 2013 16:46:45 GMT -8
You have your pizza, unfortunately it is a pizza found under the bed that is months old covered in a green slime and it may or may not have just eaten the mouse that wandered to close to it.
I wish I could get out of this writing funk and actually make decent posts.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 4, 2013 17:28:24 GMT -8
You have a cupcake but it is poisoned. I wish I was the greatest duelist alive. All the universe ceases to exist, leaving you, alone, in the emptiness of nothing, with just a sword beside you. You have your pizza, unfortunately it is a pizza found under the bed that is months old covered in a green slime and it may or may not have just eaten the mouse that wandered to close to it. I wish I could get out of this writing funk and actually make decent posts. You manage to make decent posts, unfortunately, they're all in Klingon; the writers of JvS rebel, and cast you out, never to return. I wish I had a nice big house. |
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