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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 12:54:25 GMT -8
you are able to learn magic but while using a new fire spell an evil wizard tricks you and you implode into oblivion
I wish I could fly
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2013 12:57:54 GMT -8
You get turned into a jumbo jet and now having a man "inside you" just means you are the one transporting him from new york to kansas city
I wish i didn't have to take medicine for my depression
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 13:30:16 GMT -8
The doctor tell you that you are fine only to find out that your depression had worsen and with you off your pills you go into a pychopathic state and blow up your house (which i hope never happens and one day you beat your depression so you really don't have to take medication because it is no laughing matter  ) I wish I had ice cream |
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 5, 2013 13:44:35 GMT -8
Wish granted, you can use magic. This freaks everybody right the fuck out, and dooms your social life. Enjoy being a hermit.
I wish summer was without end.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 13:53:46 GMT -8
aherk not to ruin it but i wished for ice cream
Summer is without an end but soon the sun turns to a red dwarf frying the planet and killing everyone on it
I wish i had ice cream
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 14:31:45 GMT -8
You have ice cream but it was served in a strainer and it is so hot it's melting and running all over the place.
I wish money didn't exist and everything was free.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 15:26:31 GMT -8
The world decided to get rid of money by not intergrated the bartering systems so people start to steal things while your at the store getting food you are shot for your cart of goods
I wish i could go to space
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 15:29:57 GMT -8
You are in space. All the gasses in your body are sucked out and you are then cooked by radiation before freezing in the depths of deep space.
I wish I was cool.
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 5, 2013 15:44:01 GMT -8
You fail to specify HOW cool. Thus, the entity that grants your wish converts you into a living heat sink, with a body temperature perpetually resting at several degrees above absolute zero. No living being can be within a yard of you without freezing solid. You are unable to bathe without the water turning to ice. All your food is encased in a glacier of frozen air, and drinking anything other than liquid helium is completely impossible. You die from helium poisoning during your third attempt--ice cold, high-pitched, dehydrated, smelly and absolutely alone.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 15:46:33 GMT -8
Impossible.
I wish for cake.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 15:55:11 GMT -8
the cake that you get had worms in it
I wish I could be like wolverine
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 15:56:58 GMT -8
You are now like wolverine. Retracting your adamantium claws is painful as fuck.
I wish for my badassness to return.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 5, 2013 17:36:24 GMT -8
Your badassness returns, but in the form of Samuel L Jackson, who proceeds to beat the living crap out of you whilst double-daring you to say 'what' one more time.
I wish I could fully function, with no detrimental effects, without sleep
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 17:38:59 GMT -8
*Says:* "What?" *One more time.*
You can now function fully without sleep but you slowly become insane for the endless thinking.
I wish for endless bacon for everyone!
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 18:01:39 GMT -8
the endless bacon for every one comes but people soon go overly obese and finally all die leaving only the vegans left in the world who and to figure out what to do with all the bodies
I wish for a cookie
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 18:08:29 GMT -8
You have a cookie but it crumbles into your cleavage.
I wish for energy.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 5, 2013 18:12:17 GMT -8
And you get energy. All of it. Even after your body vaporizes from the sheer energy it's forced to take in, every conceivable shred of energy from every last atom is suddenly right where your torso used to be. Instant entropy.
I wish for a mastiff.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 5, 2013 18:29:17 GMT -8
you get a mastiff but it has rabies and kills you
I wish I didnt have to do college algebra to pass college
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Post by Kalosis on May 5, 2013 18:31:39 GMT -8
You don't, but now you find yourself failing all of your classes. I wish my creativity would come back to me  |
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 5, 2013 18:45:53 GMT -8
Your creativity is returned to you. However, creativity comes at a price--when writing or drawing, you start having horrifying eldritch visions of a place filled with tentacles and built using non-Euclidean geometry. As you continue creating, your new work takes on a terrifying unconscious life of its own; you stop having control over what you create, and eventually become a mere vessel for the formation of dark idols. Eventually, the funneling of your creative energy is recognized for what it is: a harbinger of the dark kingdom of R'lyeh, and the awakening of the Great Old Ones.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I wish I could keep corrupting people's wishes forever.
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