Corrupt A Wish

You gain the ability to instantly figure out anything; unfortunately, this removes all mystery from the world. No story ever has a surprise ending, no film ever makes you cry or laugh, you can figure out exactly how each and every day will unfold before it does, and you can figure out exactly how your friendships or relationships will come under strain as time goes by. This leaves you preadjusting your behaviour and actions to avoid arguments, and eventually, relationships altogether. When you figure out how you're going to die thirty years before it actually happens, you gain an unending sense of encroaching mortality and pointlessness, as, hey, what's the point in doing anything? You've already figured out the result of your actions anyway, and they don't stop you from dying. Ultimately, this leaves your life dull, predictable, lonely, and meaningless.

I wish to be a prince

JvS only disappeared for a few days, however when it came back, it was even more unstable than before. Posts were getting lost every second day, member accounts were corrupting, and the Whills were powerless to prevent it. Eventually, the database crashed so hard the back-ups spontaneously incinerated; the only things that remained were the posts of the Minstrel, the stupid games in the OOC boards, and the occasions where someone was cuked. All else was lost to the ethers of nothingness. In your frustration, you severely broke your hand punching a wall, and it is now, and for the rest of your life, useless. You are unable to keep your job as a result, becoming depressed and penniless; without the joy of JvS to lift your spirits, you go into a vicious spiral, full of arguments and raging. You end up a bitter, smelly old hobo living under the most urinated in underpass for thirty miles, with only the rats as company. Your beard itches something fierce.

I wish I had an Aston Martin.

You get a new lab top but the government secretly put a chip in it and bust you for downloading things illegally off the internet that your not suppose to

I wish I didnt have to go to work today

you get a new xbox... but it turns out that it is just your latest ex in a box

i wish i had more peach tea

you jump through a star gate only to be sucked into the event horizon of a black hole. i wonder what will kill you first

I wish pokemon were real

there are, but through a combination of Yugioh, futurama, and voyager tech coming together you become the snack of a hungry Blue eyes white dragon

I wish the english language wasn't so confusing so grammar nazis were not needed as often

Diamonte immediately becomes a very nice man. He's complimentary, gives away free puppies, and is later voted the World's Friendliest Dude. He leverages his newfound personal charm into political power, rapidly rising through the ranks of several major world governments. Before we know it, his very nice-guy persona has given him the keys to what he always secretly wanted: leadership in a new despotic world order, run on painless euthanasia and secret police around every corner to ensure that EVERYONE IS SMILING FOREVER. Diamonte is the king of the Stepford Universe. And we can't bring ourselves to hate him for it.

I wish kittens had wings.

You get a new car, only to find out its a Decepticon and it Enslaves u.

I wish I was rich.