Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on May 9, 2013 7:05:32 GMT -8
You have a Cake, but that was a Lie, you never realy had a cake or the urge to have said cake in the first place.
You now have a pet Jawa, called Cake.
I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 9, 2013 7:49:01 GMT -8
The genie hands you a tall glass of orangish, hairy liquid. Upon tasting it, you discover it is a mixture of vodka, orange juice, and hedgehog. Neither delicious nor nutritious.
(Though, I'm sure Dav would've come up with an awesomer, wittier, and Dr. Who tie-in answer.)
I wish for bubble wrap.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 7:50:35 GMT -8
GOD DAMNIT DEVLIN, STOP BEATING ME TO IT.
You have bubble wrap. All the bubbles have already been popped by the ADHD kid.
I wish I had Psychic Paper
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 9, 2013 7:54:20 GMT -8
You use the psychic paper on a test and it works like a charm...until you forget an answer. When the teacher looks over your shoulder, the paper automatically writes condescending remarks about the teacher. You subsequently fail. Life.
I wish to win the lottery. (sorry Dav)
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 7:57:30 GMT -8
You win the lottery. $10. It's your one piece of Lottery luck and you blow it on a week where thousands of others have the same numbers.
I wish I didn't have Hayfever.
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The Shepherd
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Post by The Shepherd on May 9, 2013 8:16:11 GMT -8
You don't. But in lieu of the hayfever, something worse sets in. We actually don't quite know what it is, so we'll be naming it after you.
I wish I could alter the world to my will.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 8:30:37 GMT -8
You can alter the world to your will. And by "will" I mean your "last will and testament." And by "alter" I mean choose which one of your asshole relatives gets your stuff.
I wish I had more tobacco.
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The Shepherd
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Post by The Shepherd on May 9, 2013 8:53:23 GMT -8
You get more tobacco. As a corollary, you get more cancer. And by cruel twist of fate, it's only JUST enough more to make chemo ineffective.
I wish I wasn't such a git when corrupting wishes.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 14:11:28 GMT -8
You're not. You're lovely, not just in corrupting wishes, but in all walks of life. As a result. you get walked all over by everyone, used and abused and cast aside. You develop a rage problem coupled with a multiple-personality issue similar to "Me, Myself, and Irene". Hilarity ensues. I wish Rutil wasn't such a git when RPing.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 14:59:03 GMT -8
He's not a git in RP. Your attempts to compensate for his shortcomings in that area are remarkable.
I wish we had a better dartboard.
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The Shepherd
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Post by The Shepherd on May 9, 2013 15:04:08 GMT -8
Oh, and we do. And JvS would like to thank you, Eralam, for providing the entirety of your face to help make Operation: Better Dartboard a possibility. Accuracy has risen over 70 percent!
I wish the first Halo was as good as its sequels.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 15:07:26 GMT -8
The first Halo is as good as its sequels. It's a shame they all sucked in comparison beforehand.
I wish that the desert would make up its damn mind and start acting like a desert. Seriously, it's May in Egypt. Should not be 60F with gale force winds.
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Kalosis
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Post by Kalosis on May 9, 2013 15:24:06 GMT -8
... How the sell?.. The first Halo was the best...
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Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on May 9, 2013 16:49:25 GMT -8
The first Halo is as good as its sequels. It's a shame they all sucked in comparison beforehand. I wish that the desert would make up its damn mind and start acting like a desert. Seriously, it's May in Egypt. Should not be 60F with gale force winds. Congratulations! The winds stop and the weather goes back to normality in the hot desert. The only tiny thing that goes wrong is that you specificaly asked for the Desert to make up it's mind, meaning that it could do whatever it dammed pleased. The Desert(who now likes to be called Larry) decides to create a sandstorm, flinging you around like a rag doll. I wish.. For something Randomly Fantastic! |
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 16:55:13 GMT -8
You find yourself transported deep into the heart of Larry, where a magic carpet and fantastic adventures await you. Unfortunately, on your maiden voyage, you're struck and killed by a soldier being flung about in the sand storm
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 9, 2013 17:00:53 GMT -8
You make no wish. Therefore the universe just rolls the dice, and a random happening occurs; in this case, you become a female badger with incontinence issues.
I wish I were a little wealthier.
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Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on May 9, 2013 17:05:44 GMT -8
You do get a little wealthier, Just one Pence richer in fact.
You start to think of that little jingle that goes 'find a penny, pick it up an all day long you will have good luck'..
Shme that someone nabs your wallet as you bend down to get the penny.
I wish to be Invincible.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 17:06:31 GMT -8
Damn. I got cut off. Oh well, time to go badger it up.
A random stranger gives you $20 US.
I wish for a nice cup of coffee.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 17:06:49 GMT -8
DAMN.
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Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on May 9, 2013 17:28:07 GMT -8
No worries Era, I got you here.
You have a nice cup of coffee, so nice in fact that you have shrunk in size not unlike Alice in Wonderland.
You are trapped in the coffe cup untill someone washes it out or swallows you. Bad times either way.
I wish to be Invisible.
All sorted, but it did make me giggle like a loon XD
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