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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 11:40:44 GMT -8
My son farts in them.
I wish for gas-free children.
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Ael Jade
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 2, 2014 11:44:33 GMT -8
Granted... and they die due to lack of oxygen.  I wish for someone to do my spring-cleaning. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 11:46:58 GMT -8
I'd lend you the kids, but they don't like you anymore.
I wish for a good movie.
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 2, 2014 11:49:08 GMT -8
But they are not old enough to be of help in cleaning anyway! And... awwww. That idea makes me sad actually. >.< I'm getting soft in my old age.
The best movie of the century comes out, unfortunately, it takes the next century to watch it. And it's in French.
I wish for my old Star Wars kite.
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Post by The Major on Apr 2, 2014 11:49:04 GMT -8
Gator is the answer to your prayers.
I wish for another pair of red sneakers.
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 2, 2014 11:50:51 GMT -8
Granted, but they continually tap-dance while on your feet.
I wish...for a personal observatory from which to examine the stars.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 11:52:11 GMT -8
You get one, but it's in the middle of a city. Light pollution ftw.
I wish for a pie.
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 2, 2014 11:53:07 GMT -8
Ah ha! And you have one...in the style of "The Help" enjoy the flavors.
I shall invent the warp drive.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 11:55:15 GMT -8
All it does is make you warped.
I wish to invent a new form of cheese.
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 2, 2014 11:55:54 GMT -8
I write on JvS. I'm already warped.
No. Not granted. There are too many cheeses already. Wish again.
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Post by Chloro on Apr 3, 2014 1:43:27 GMT -8
I wish for a packet of meat.
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Apr 3, 2014 2:57:50 GMT -8
Granted, you have a nice packet of bacon.
Shame its locked in an impenetrable glass box which in itself submerged inside a tank full of Man o' War.
I would say good luck but I will start to design you a headstone now.
I wish children didn't get infections as often, or at least pass them on to me.
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Post by The Major on Apr 3, 2014 6:20:17 GMT -8
Excellent. There are no more children. Finally. No need to deal with brats. Betcha cloning is on the up and up.
I wish for a clone of myself for the sole intention of eating its teeth with my teeth.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2014 6:25:06 GMT -8
That might be your sole intention, but it wants a go at your liver.
I wish it was politically correct to muzzle bitey children in public.
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 3, 2014 10:03:51 GMT -8
o.o But how else will they learn to defend themselves? Granted, but it also becomes politically correct to muzzle bitey, rude octogenarians as well, and those children have long memories.
I wish... for the schedulers to fall off a cliff with poisoned spikes at the bottom.
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Post by The Major on Apr 3, 2014 13:08:57 GMT -8
You were appointed a scheduler just before the execution.
Irony abounds.
I wish for a rat attack on D.C.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 3, 2014 13:13:11 GMT -8
Granted. Alas, you are elected Pied Piper.
I wish for total, planetary darkness.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2014 13:28:03 GMT -8
You're shipped out to the Oort belt. You'll find it there.
I wish for my keyboard to be compressed by maybe an eighth of an inch.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 3, 2014 14:07:49 GMT -8
You run your keyboard thru a table saw. It is now thinner. It--well--it is no longer happy, though.
I wish I had a beer.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2014 14:11:21 GMT -8
You get Bud Lite.
I wish for the POV gun from the Hitchhiker's Guide movie.
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