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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 5:50:21 GMT -8
You got it, but it comes with six inch heels and a skirt so short you'd be better off without it. Too bad it's required. Don't you love fanservice?
I wish for a socially acceptable way to beat someone's face in right about now.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 20, 2014 7:14:24 GMT -8
Join the Russian Army. They are doing plenty of that in the Ukraine.
I wish for another katana parasol. I like my lavender one, but I'm thinking powder blue will change it up.
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 20, 2014 7:47:29 GMT -8
You get it but the sparkling jewels make it too heavy to wear, ever.
I wish I had a PS4.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 20, 2014 9:38:55 GMT -8
Sorry, they've all been recalled and destroyed. In fact, it's illegal to have one and those caught selling them on eBay will be arrested.
I wish Aerith could rise from the grave/lake and reap vengeance.
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Post by The Major on Mar 20, 2014 10:13:48 GMT -8
Why would she come back when she's in the Lifestream. Besides, she can just feel Cloud's body from the inside, through Materia use.
Oh yeah. I'm talking capillaries.
I wish I could do this.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 21, 2014 4:13:41 GMT -8
Pity you decide to feel up someone with cholesterol.
I wish that I could breathe fire and smite the unworthy.
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Post by The Major on Mar 21, 2014 6:04:18 GMT -8
Congratulations on joining in the Reich's Undead Regiment. Please remember to not scare your living counterparts: they guard you when you sleep or are transported over running water. Please refrain from purposefully taking flesh wounds because it stimulates the cold nerve endings of your glorious undead corpse: replacement uniform and gear can be expensive -especially since it's tailored.
I wish for more revenge.
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Post by Chloro on Mar 22, 2014 1:02:54 GMT -8
You asked for it and you've got me. What would you like me to avenge today?
I wish that I could find what made people tick and sell it.
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Post by The Major on Mar 22, 2014 4:25:44 GMT -8
It's the number 43.
+ Wind +
I wish for a deeper shade of blue.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 23, 2014 5:36:04 GMT -8
You get grey.
I wish for something to staunch my bleeding heart.
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Post by The Major on Mar 23, 2014 5:46:15 GMT -8
It's called your index finger. Use it.
I wish to package the bleeding of Chloro's heart for...... personal use.
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Post by Chloro on Mar 23, 2014 5:52:12 GMT -8
Did you pay tax on that. Didn't think so. It's impounded.
I wish for more symbolic organs. Didn't anyone write anything awesome about the spleen or appendix yet?
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Post by The Major on Mar 23, 2014 5:59:06 GMT -8
Oh, you've given me a dramatic aside to say about uselessness and the appendix.
I wish for a room in my home that was all cages and chainlinked fences.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 23, 2014 6:09:35 GMT -8
I'd be more worried about what you'd put inside of it.
I wish for a pair of boltcutters.
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Post by The Major on Mar 23, 2014 6:18:30 GMT -8
ohhh. That's funny.
Can't we be friends?
I wish for friends.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 23, 2014 6:29:10 GMT -8
Your friends stalk you online.
I wish for high powered binoculars.
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Post by The Major on Mar 23, 2014 6:39:03 GMT -8
No, you can't watch from a distance you pervert.
I wish for more stalkers.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 24, 2014 7:14:58 GMT -8
They follow you so hard that one day as you turn around to see who it is this time, you get smashed by a milk truck.
I wish I had some more coffee.
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Post by The Major on Mar 24, 2014 7:27:26 GMT -8
Made by Pinhead? Right away.
I wish for more electro bebop.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 24, 2014 7:31:14 GMT -8
All the jazz stations on Pandora play nothing but Jabba's band's interpretations of the genre. Plenty of songs with the slug lady and furry thing singing duets.
I wish we had shorter work weeks.
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