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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2014 14:52:42 GMT -8
You can. You end up looking like Vin Diesel for the rest of time as a result.
I wish to go on an adventure.
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Post by Ael Jade on Mar 30, 2014 18:38:45 GMT -8
You can. You end up looking like Vin Diesel for the rest of time as a result. I wish to go on an adventure. You go on an adventure...and get attacked by rabid penguins. On the east coast. I wish...for a hyperdimensional transit system. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2014 18:47:45 GMT -8
You get the Infinite Improbability Drive, but since you have no idea what the hell that is, you go nowhere.
I wish for a cup of tea.
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Post by Ael Jade on Mar 30, 2014 19:21:57 GMT -8
HA! You forgot that I DO know what this is, since you and Nes explained. So there.
Cup of tea is granted, however, it is neither Earl Grey, nor loose leaf, nor hot...since your kettle exploded and you had to get it from a coffeeshop in which your barista was Q.
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Post by The Major on Mar 30, 2014 19:48:39 GMT -8
Ew.
Something bad happens.
Something good is wished.
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Post by Chloro on Mar 30, 2014 21:25:19 GMT -8
Something bad happens.
I wish something bad.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Mar 31, 2014 3:34:37 GMT -8
Granted. They're making another 'Godzilla.'
I wish my converse weren't so worn out.
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Post by The Major on Mar 31, 2014 5:10:16 GMT -8
You buy another pair since they literally cost less than fifty dollars.
Seriously.
I wish for something serious.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Mar 31, 2014 8:26:41 GMT -8
You miss the point. Old and comfy cannot be bought. New and shiny takes forever to become old and comfy, which only lasts a scant few months until they become simply worn out.
Serious: You contract cervical cancer.
I wish you understood.
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Post by The Major on Mar 31, 2014 9:12:37 GMT -8
Why does everyone keep wishing me cancer? I am cancer. Stop saying my name.
I understand. I use this knowledge to summon an creature from the multiverse in order to destroy everyone. I get consumed last since I'm its pope.
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Post by Chloro on Apr 1, 2014 16:16:46 GMT -8
As it eats you, it gets indigestion. The monster develops a life-long intolerance to most bipeds and needs to supplement its diet with laxatives for the rest of its existence. Which, if Lovecraft is to be believed, is a long time. And that's a lot of meds.
I wish that you're happy now. You've even made a multiverse creature miserable.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Apr 1, 2014 19:58:46 GMT -8
Major is happy. It has triggered the apocalypse.
I wish I had some nachos.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 20:07:04 GMT -8
You get nachos. That is corruption enough.
I wish for a glass of milk.
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Post by The Major on Apr 1, 2014 22:12:51 GMT -8
You get milk from a lactating woman that's a stranger.
I wish for.....
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 2, 2014 9:33:05 GMT -8
everyone to die. It happens...but then you have no one else left to rage against.
I wish for a Jedi outfit.
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Apr 2, 2014 10:14:00 GMT -8
Granted, you now have said outfit, or you would do if some git hadn't cocked up delivery orders. You are now the proud owner of ten thousand slinkys, specially adapted for the colour-blind.
I wish i wasn't so full from this delicious shepherds pie.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 2, 2014 10:45:23 GMT -8
You are instead full of month-old borscht. You are now quite ill.
I wish I had time for a shower this morning...
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Post by The Major on Apr 2, 2014 10:47:32 GMT -8
Gross.
Besides me curling my lips at you, you get that time to take a shower. Unfortunately while you do possess the time, you do not now posses a working shower.
I wish we shifted to 36 hour days.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 11:24:53 GMT -8
We shift to 36 hour days, but doing so requires you spend eight hours a day speaking Russian.
I wish for a breeze.
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Post by The Major on Apr 2, 2014 11:28:10 GMT -8
Your son farts.
I wish for new headphones that are good for bass.
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