Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 14, 2014 21:38:26 GMT -8
You wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat. Lightning flashes, thunder reverberates the floorboards, rain smashes itself against your window. Something is touching your leg, and a horrible smell violates your nostrils. You peel the blanket off of your damp body in trepidation.There, at the foot of your bed, is the head of a once majestic dragon with a note attached. You're too nauseous to read it.
I wish rainbows actually led to gold.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 21:54:49 GMT -8
They do, but leprechauns are hell with a twelve gauge.
I wish for an energy drink.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 14, 2014 22:41:03 GMT -8
It's diluted and disappointing. Tap water probably has more buzz.
I wish that I could levitate myself.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 4:22:36 GMT -8
You can. About a foot and change, for about half a second. It's called jumping.
I wish my turtles broke free and destroyed half the city in a rage.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 15, 2014 7:48:03 GMT -8
They break free, covered in grime, pissed off, and can speak. They give an elaborate speech about their plans for world dominance. However, since you didn't feed them enough shrimp, you're their first meal.
I wish Nickelodeon was cool again.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 8:25:17 GMT -8
It is, by showing One Direction videos all day every day.
I wish for the ability to make someone break out in cancerous tumors with a glare.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 8:36:31 GMT -8
You accidentally glare into a mirror.
I wish to be the very best, that no one ever was.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 12:00:48 GMT -8
You end up like Ash. You catch about 63 Pokémon, and never make it past the secondary round before the playoffs in any tournament.
Meanwhile, I am Red. I wear a cap. I am become Death.
I wish for an actual mirror.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 15, 2014 14:33:14 GMT -8
You receive a wall mirror as a birthday gift and it's hella sassy. It constantly comments about your attire and complains you guys don't "hang out" any more.
Cue crickets.
I wish my phone's auto correct didn't suck.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 14:39:30 GMT -8
It swallows.
I wish for a napkin. Drooling babies drool.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 15, 2014 14:41:00 GMT -8
It doesn't. It fact, when it auto-corrects, it's actually giving you a glimpse into the future. It's a pity though that it looks to you like a mistake.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 15:05:19 GMT -8
We have that to you already. You decided it was too distracting.
I wish for more autocorrect.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 15, 2014 16:38:45 GMT -8
You get it. You soon forget how to spell.
I wish for a castle.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 16:51:27 GMT -8
Okay, but it's the second Reich. Actually not do bad, eh?
I wish for more right answers.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 17:14:57 GMT -8
You get more right answers. They reveal that no one likes you.
I wish my ears would stop ringing.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 17:48:42 GMT -8
They do. I've killed you so you hear nothing.
I wish to watch my loyal people tear out the guts of my enemies.
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Post by Chloro on Mar 15, 2014 18:59:28 GMT -8
They do. And they're far too competent. What will you do when you run out of enemies?
I wish a happy ending.
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Post by The Major on Mar 15, 2014 19:10:30 GMT -8
You got it, but only everyone else besides you gets one.
I wish for my glasses to be indestructible.
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Post by Chloro on Mar 15, 2014 19:25:12 GMT -8
Well, that's the way I like it. No one is more miserable when they had something taken from them.
Granted. It's the only way to identify your charred corpse.
I wish to rule a city.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Mar 15, 2014 22:08:45 GMT -8
You do! It's Chernobyl.
I wish I had my own house.
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