The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 6:05:40 GMT -8
They are. You still get dubstep.
I wish for Canada: death.
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Captain Mardotte St Cyr
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Post by Captain Mardotte St Cyr on Mar 14, 2014 6:49:44 GMT -8
Where will all the good music in the world come from?
I wish that everyone could speak French.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 7:13:27 GMT -8
They could, but they don't. It's a horrible fucking language.
I wish for a technical manual.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 7:27:23 GMT -8
Granted, but it's about repairing and maintaining Mardotte's pocket watch. Viel Glück.
I wish for more perpetual motion machines.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 7:30:49 GMT -8
They're all devoted to killing you.
I wish for a babysitter.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 7:35:07 GMT -8
It's called the TV.
I wish for more Magic cards.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Mar 14, 2014 7:57:51 GMT -8
You get them but they are all in Korean.
I wish that it was summer.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 8:23:23 GMT -8
It's summer, but NYC taxes upstate to pay for it.
I wish for a stiff drink, one that the Major had nothing to do with.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 14, 2014 8:25:38 GMT -8
Granted, but Tess makes it and has pink eye in both eyes.
I wish monkeys were extinct.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Mar 14, 2014 8:26:00 GMT -8
Humans are counted in the extinction.
I wish for more time in the day.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 8:42:06 GMT -8
You get more time, but that means more winter.
I wish for a vacation.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Mar 14, 2014 9:01:11 GMT -8
You get one. To lovely and picturesque Greenland.
I wish I was taller.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 9:56:55 GMT -8
Fine. You are my height.
Car seats? Hah! Doorways? Maybe. Upper book shelf? A breeze.
Taking cover behind small things? Not so much.
Pet a rabbit? Only if you want to scare it.
I wish I had a gun which fires books.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 10:09:07 GMT -8
You do, but I build it. Think about the implications inherent in that for a minute.
I wish to make a gun that fires books.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Mar 14, 2014 10:43:31 GMT -8
You have one, except that it only shoots foreign press copies of 50 Shades of Grey.
I wish I could make a living from my writing.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 10:49:58 GMT -8
You've got it. Congratulations on your line of teen fiction.
Zing!
I wish Nana and Nana made it work.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 14, 2014 11:34:44 GMT -8
They get together after all the years being apart. After finally realizing how splendid their lives could have been, they move back into 707. In a jealous rage, Takumi storms the apartment and murders them both.
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Ugh. That made me depressed.
I wish coffee was free everywhere.
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 11:43:34 GMT -8
Crap. I thought I was morbid.
I wish for.... anything good.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 14, 2014 12:26:31 GMT -8
A unicorn trounces by, offering the secret of eternal happiness.
It entails eating nothing but tomatoes and garlic, in a land similar to New Jersey.
I wish snakes could talk.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 12:52:13 GMT -8
Okay, but they act all evil like.
I wish my older siblings would return. I miss dragons.
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