The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 2, 2013 16:17:07 GMT -8
You get a fork in the eye.
I wish for less bile in my bathroom.
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Archer/Kestral
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It's complicated, very complicated..
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Nov 2, 2013 16:24:14 GMT -8
The bile has just been given another b and the pages are now being used as bog roll.
i see with my little eye something beginning with elephants.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 2, 2013 16:28:11 GMT -8
It's those troops from East of Mordor. I hope you're ready for the fall of Osgiliath, because that's where you've been stationed.
I hope you earn a Ritterkreuzt.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 13, 2013 12:38:17 GMT -8
He earns it for killing you.
I wish for cake.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 13, 2013 12:46:05 GMT -8
You get one made of hair. Badly tended hair.
I wish to be alive again. I miss the warmth of the sun.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Dec 5, 2013 11:38:07 GMT -8
You are resuscitated and shot into the sun.
I wish I won the lottery.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 11:50:50 GMT -8
You win the lottery. You are promptly tortured by the folks looking to steal your prize.
I wish for a bit of whiskey.
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Hesper Calix
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Post by Hesper Calix on Dec 6, 2013 4:27:06 GMT -8
You receive your whiskey only to discover that it had been fermented in special orange barrels from North Korea. I wish for the end of the corrupted wish game. (good luck  ) |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 6:00:16 GMT -8
It ends with your unfortunate demise.
I wish for an end to world peace.
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Post by Hesper Calix on Dec 6, 2013 7:10:46 GMT -8
It ends with a sudden population explosion and a fight for resources.
I wish for someone to post after me.
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Tantin
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 12:37:38 GMT -8
Granted. But my fluffyness crashes the internet and you can never get on it again.
I wish to be fluffier.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 13:04:44 GMT -8
Your increased fluffiness only makes you a better target.
I wish to get the fuck out of here.
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Tantin
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 13:06:23 GMT -8
Granted. You never have sex again.
I wish to be larger than life.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 13:18:13 GMT -8
You're too large to live.
I wish for less paperwork.
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Tantin
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 13:36:14 GMT -8
Granted. Now you work with poo. And lots of it.
I wish for all the internets.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 13:42:52 GMT -8
I have kids, course I do. Anyway...
You have them. You are now porn and dick jokes.
I wish for a bit of tea.
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Tantin
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 14:20:06 GMT -8
Granted. But the waiter mixes it with pee. Strangely it tastes delicious.
I wish that I could go ahead and get this character started and in training.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Dec 6, 2013 17:03:19 GMT -8
You are getting that training. It just happens that Eralam is training to be more delicious -so he can make you into stew.
I wish you happy dreams. You'll need them, because when you wake and discover what I've done to you, those dreams will be your last instance of positive, happy thought.
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Tantin
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 17:07:06 GMT -8
Eralam is training to be more delicious? Freudian slip, Major. Your feelings are revealed!
Granted. I have happy dreams, but you partake in them.
I wish that Major would learn a new schtick.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Dec 6, 2013 17:09:24 GMT -8
Shtick? What schtick? Wish failed.
I wish for your reprisal. You're almost there but not quite.
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