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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 17:19:38 GMT -8
Granted. Just because I said new schtick does not mean that you had to have an old one. Get one, period.
I wish bacon...
Not a typo.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Dec 6, 2013 17:22:48 GMT -8
Okay. Turkey bacon. Ha!
I wish for a referral to a schtick consultant.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 17:24:04 GMT -8
You are referred to Jarypt.
I wish for a nap.
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Post by The Major on Dec 6, 2013 17:27:33 GMT -8
Fuck.
You get a nap. A dirt nap.
I wish I can get revenge on Eralam's destroyer.
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 17:28:05 GMT -8
Granted. But it's teenage revenge, and you only Teepee his house.
I wish awesome...
Again not a typo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 17:36:35 GMT -8
You wish awesome, eh? Your pelt makes an awesome addition to the cloak.
I wish for a less permanent nap.
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Post by Tantin on Dec 6, 2013 17:38:51 GMT -8
Granted. You go into a deep slee....er....nap... And only an extremely deep kiss from a dog's rear end will wake you.
I wish I had a supercomputer.
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Post by The Major on Dec 6, 2013 18:08:18 GMT -8
You have one, circa 1972.
I wish for the real folk blues.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 18:17:31 GMT -8
You become depressed and commit suicide by cop.
I wish for a peaceful moment.
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Post by Hesper Calix on Dec 6, 2013 22:25:15 GMT -8
Granted. You decided that the only way for a peaceful life was to get married and settle down.
I wish to know the question, the ultimate question that must never be asked or Silence will fall.
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Post by The Major on Dec 7, 2013 5:27:35 GMT -8
It is carbon. The answer always carbon.
I wish for more t-rex.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 12:11:29 GMT -8
You get more t-Rex. This comes back to bite you on the ass. Actually, it bites your ass off. Legs too, come to think of it.
I wish for a smoke.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 9:35:00 GMT -8
It's pot and some cops come and beat you for abetting a Cannuck.
I wish all Christmas cards would explode assiduously.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 9:40:06 GMT -8
At least one does. Merry Christmas!
I wish to destroy all battery powered children's toys.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 9:51:45 GMT -8
Including your vibra- babeland toys?
Boom. Done.
No wish. I got new knee high docs. Everything is fine.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 9:53:16 GMT -8
I got a crossbow.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:02:20 GMT -8
Nice.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:04:35 GMT -8
It's a mini crossbow, and while it packs a punch, accuracy is limited.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:09:32 GMT -8
Range?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:10:41 GMT -8
30 meters, tops. Realistically, no more than 10 or 15 with any degree of accuracy.
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