The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 20:16:41 GMT -8
This move is bananas.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 20:22:39 GMT -8
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 20:27:54 GMT -8
See, Gwen isn't so bad.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 20:30:07 GMT -8
She's alright in small doses, like absinthe and dogs under 20 pounds.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 20:33:20 GMT -8
Absinthe can suck it.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 20:34:49 GMT -8
Anything that tastes of licorice makes me gag.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 20:37:33 GMT -8
If I want 140 proof, I'll get a jar of moonshine. My buddy just got done making a batch of apple pie flavored. It is heavenly.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 20:41:07 GMT -8
I have a recipe for apple pie with everclear in it. Not gonna lie, the last time I had it, someone licked brown sugar and melted butter out of my cleavage.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 20:42:12 GMT -8
Wow!
That sounds sticky!
And tasty?
But mostly sticky.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 20:44:43 GMT -8
I don't get that kind of action with this stuff.
Damn the luck.
Still tasty as fuck.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 20:45:02 GMT -8
A little, I was too drunk to care.
Then you hang out with the wrong people?
That was a camping trip a couple years ago. Good times, good times.
I wish I could remember what it feels like not to hurt, anywhere for 1 day.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 20:55:46 GMT -8
Done. You just have to let Major lick stuff off your chest.
Bah. Where are the right people when you need them? I wish for the right people.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 20:56:10 GMT -8
And you can if you trust the pills I give you.
Don't worry, I promise not to touch you during the "on" time.
That's my word right there.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 21:09:28 GMT -8
I think people would pay decent money to see Major lick things off my chest. Who are these right people? Whoever they are, you have them. Their dead, lifeless corpses in your living room.
My word is elephant, gimme the pills.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 21:14:39 GMT -8
Lick? I'd kiss it off. That make sense?
Anyway, enjoy the meds. You'll feel 15 years younger.
Hopefully just as spry and flexible too. You'll need that for your hole in the wall premiere.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 21:18:25 GMT -8
15 years younger was an age I couldn't legally drink. Those were the days of reckless abandon and hole in the wall premieres. If I was still flexible, I wouldn't need the painkillers.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 21:22:28 GMT -8
How about 7 years? That better?
I like to please.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 26, 2013 21:24:03 GMT -8
7 is my threshold, it's a deal.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 21:30:52 GMT -8
Hm. Now you'll also be more rowdy and prone to anger, I think.
Less controllable.
Hmmm.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 27, 2013 7:18:42 GMT -8
More rowdy? More prone to anger?
hehehehehehe
I wish you knew me in person.
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