The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 25, 2013 6:48:31 GMT -8
You get a parasol instead, because you're not a sissy prisy that needs an umbrella, are you?
It's just fucking acid water. If I see you running from rain I will make love to your lungs with a pair of headphones.
But the suns rays?
Harmful. Trust me, you'll be glad you have the proper protection.
I wish people would stop using umbrellas as parasols. It doesn't matter if it looks bright and bubbly. Fuck you.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 7:34:31 GMT -8
They now use parasols as umbrellas.
I wish for another book.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 25, 2013 7:39:33 GMT -8
You get a copy of the Book of Mormon.
I wish for a bag of doritos.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 7:41:56 GMT -8
They are made from my copy of the Book of Mormon.
I wish for a moment of freedom from the tyranny of babies.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 25, 2013 7:53:02 GMT -8
They swiftly age to hormonal teenagers.
I wish it was socially acceptable to beat stupid people.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 7:57:36 GMT -8
It is, no corruption.
I wish for a lion.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Oct 25, 2013 22:52:23 GMT -8
The lion beats you up.
I wish to be a pirate.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 23:44:02 GMT -8
Have fun with scurvy.
I wish for sleep.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 18:41:06 GMT -8
You awaken with pimples the size of the purple mountains.
I wish that the Japs would would actually start a Battle Royale Act..
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 18:48:51 GMT -8
They do. To spice things up, covert teams of ninjas snatch up people from all over the world to fight, people who try to be badass over the Internet. People like you. You're given an excellent weapon and every chance to succeed, but just as you draw down on your first victim, you freeze. You can't do it. Everything you ever professed to think about the worthlessness of human life turns out to be a lie, and you cannot bear to end one. It is in that moment of profound shame and sorrow that the knife finds your kidneys, leaving you to die in unbearable agony as you slowly bleed to death, paralyzed from the pain and unable to even whimper for God, a god, any god, to ease your suffering.
I wish for a post from someone somewhere so I can reply and gave something to do.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 19:10:36 GMT -8
I would, but fuck you.
Enjoy the evening.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 19:14:08 GMT -8
Damn. Methinks I laid it on too thick. Since you're not posting and no one else seems to be, my evening is dull. Asshole.
I wish for something to shoot.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 19:33:01 GMT -8
Don't care. Figure it out. You say you know. So know.
The fuck does it matter what I wish for? What a terrible game. i quit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 19:34:23 GMT -8
You wish you could quit.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 19:49:20 GMT -8
Did. Font change. On phone. I'm not posting anything now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 19:51:41 GMT -8
That is unfortunate.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 19:56:36 GMT -8
Nobody cares. It's just a passing candle.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 19:58:56 GMT -8
Fire is pretty and fun to touch.
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Post by The Major on Oct 26, 2013 20:03:26 GMT -8
AK 47. Symbol and proof that there are just too many people on Earth.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 20:07:27 GMT -8
I can buy that argument.
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