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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 11:16:47 GMT -8
I know a guy that knows a guy. His prices are a bit extreme though.
I wish for a stiff drink.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Sept 9, 2013 13:39:07 GMT -8
You get a stiff drink.
Heh.
I wish for less dust.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 14:53:10 GMT -8
There is no dust, there is the Force.
I wish for another box of ammo.
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Post by The Major on Sept 9, 2013 16:02:15 GMT -8
Yes, of .45s. Unfortunately for you, I've already fired them.
Hope you like hand loading.
I wish for more vintage silver coins for my collection. They go jingle jangle jingle.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 17:10:38 GMT -8
You get them, but only after I shoot holes in the lot of them.
I wish this movie will be as good as I've heard.
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Post by The Major on Sept 9, 2013 19:49:51 GMT -8
You're stupid for basing expectation on others.
You might as well be a Kommunist.
I wish for more sickles to smelt.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 9, 2013 21:44:28 GMT -8
You can. And you like it. Until one day, he isn't there to shock no more...
I wish for a prod.
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Post by The Major on Sept 10, 2013 4:22:37 GMT -8
What?
Sure, you're beaten with it first, but then it's yours.
More ambrosia, please.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Sept 10, 2013 7:29:13 GMT -8
The company closed long ago. Good luck going back to Ancient Greece to buy it.
I wish for water.
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Post by The Major on Sept 10, 2013 12:53:29 GMT -8
Here it is: a bottle of the stuff. It's in my hands. Come and get it. I can't wait to give it to you.
I wish for more outlandish pictures posted by the troll meister himself.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 10, 2013 18:09:27 GMT -8
I'm here. Your wishes all come true.
I wish for a colouring pencil.
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Post by Chloro on Sept 10, 2013 22:38:06 GMT -8
You're looking kinda pale. Give me the pencil and I can fix that.
I wish I had a permanent marker for this job.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 11, 2013 7:49:04 GMT -8
You get it. Luckily it's water-based and there's nothing a shower can't fix.
I wish that you'd try showering. It's super effective.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 11, 2013 15:10:06 GMT -8
She tries it, dons't care for it and never showers again, opting instead to go with copious amounts of perfume that aggravates everyone's allergies within a 50 foot radius.
I wish Chloro would expand her profile and give me something to read.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2013 15:13:35 GMT -8
She does. You're found dead in your home the next day. The cops would have deemed it suicide, but they couldn't quite figure out how you made a noose from your small intestine.
I wish for pizza and beer. Time for a run to the store.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 11, 2013 18:31:48 GMT -8
Cholesterol, hypertension, heart disease and stroke meet you at the store. They'll be visiting sometime.
I wish Eralam would open my mind again, like with his "guts-for-garters" comment.
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Post by The Major on Sept 11, 2013 21:53:31 GMT -8
He's old now. Too busy being a boring adult. Even carries his guns with safties on.
Pfft. Robot Space Ninja my lanky ass.
Have seen fingernails that are more dangerous. Less lovable, but more lethal.
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Post by Nikolai Bazarov on Sept 13, 2013 13:01:19 GMT -8
I wish I could find a way to make socialism work.
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Post by The Major on Sept 13, 2013 13:42:07 GMT -8
Turns out all you need is Fascism to stick a gun behind Socialism and suddenly it works. Great news: this also works with Capitalism.
I wish I could brand people on welfare with a serial number. It would be seared right into the neck.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 14:42:33 GMT -8
Done. Addendum: they are to take a drug test upon receipt of the check. Failure to comply or pass will result in summary execution.
I wish to implement this plan soonest.
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