Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Sept 6, 2013 8:04:42 GMT -8
Its too expensive to buy one of those. You settle for buying two bags instead.
I wish for hands. Lots of hands.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 8:44:29 GMT -8
Since I got everything crammed in the first one, I collect you all kinds of hands in the second.
I wish for lunch. Off to the all ranks club.
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Post by The Major on Sept 6, 2013 11:33:22 GMT -8
You get Army grade egg salad. Which is better than National Guard grade egg salad.
I wish for more troops.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 6, 2013 14:03:36 GMT -8
I wish my head, shoulder, chest, and teeth would stop hurting. Guess that's what happens then you spend 2 1/2 hours at the dentist getting six cavities filled by a chimp with a hammer drill.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Sept 6, 2013 14:17:04 GMT -8
I wish you have to go back again tomorrow.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 6, 2013 14:33:23 GMT -8
If I do I'm gonna kill the little basterd
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Post by Gukky on Sept 6, 2013 14:41:25 GMT -8
I really wish you go back tomorrow.
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Post by The Major on Sept 7, 2013 5:15:28 GMT -8
Granted. The dentist kills him. Finally, no more fail.
I wish I could miniaturize Gukky into a pocket sized edition.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 9:20:04 GMT -8
You can. Downside: his voice gets all high pitched and squeaky. You thought he was annoying before...
I wish you all could enjoy today as much as I'm enjoying it.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 7, 2013 9:32:53 GMT -8
Granted we enjoy so much it rips a hole in time and space and we have relive it over and over like in Groundhog Day.
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Post by The Major on Sept 7, 2013 13:37:25 GMT -8
You didn't wish, do you get Catherine'd.
Enjoy dying like a sheep —over and over.
I wish for more living space.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Sept 8, 2013 5:11:29 GMT -8
You get it —in my mouth.
Yeah. I went there.
I wish you would wish for even more living space.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 5:14:05 GMT -8
She does. What other vacancies do you have?
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Post by The Major on Sept 8, 2013 5:18:36 GMT -8
Very well, I'll do it for you. You're gonna be sore afterward though.
I wish Brooklyn had less Chinatown, and more Norge.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 8, 2013 23:17:11 GMT -8
Unfortunately, since Norge got a lot of Chinatown, you get more Chinatown.
I wish for the whole world to be a Chinatown.
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Post by The Major on Sept 9, 2013 4:41:51 GMT -8
I perish from the smell.
I wish for the ability to control the senses of the fools around me, and then play them like piano notes.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 6:38:18 GMT -8
You are instead given the power to curdle milk.
I wish for industrial strength tranquilizers.
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Post by The Major on Sept 9, 2013 8:12:34 GMT -8
You overdose in your bathroom and end up sitting on a toilet plunger. The Police have a field day posing in pictures with your corpse.
I wish for more purple electric tape.
It's great.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 9, 2013 9:22:37 GMT -8
You get more and find new and exciting ways to use it. You sufficate to death.
I wish for a plastic bag.
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Post by The Major on Sept 9, 2013 9:35:32 GMT -8
You got it, and it's filled with old fish.
Just like home, eh?
I wish I could shock him through the computer.
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