Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 10:33:22 GMT -8
Granted, you're the rule of a sneeze, because that's whatever what you said sounds like.
I wish people would stop saying YOLO in bars.
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Ael Jade
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Post by Ael Jade on Jun 17, 2013 10:43:13 GMT -8
Granted. Now they say "YOLO" in your house.
I wish someone would teach 'hipsters' that deodorant is ok!
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 10:45:23 GMT -8
Granted. That someone to teach them is you. It'll take 18 days. Overall, not too bad, but extremely annoying.
I wish could run over hipsters while driving.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 10:46:29 GMT -8
Hipsters are taught that deodorant is ok. But since they're hipsters, they're all shot dead after the fact. Wait, I was supposed to corrupt this wish...
I wish the government would declare that hipsters are valid targets for all forms of violent crime.
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Ael Jade
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Post by Ael Jade on Jun 17, 2013 10:47:29 GMT -8
Granted, but now they are zombies and chase you all the time. Congratulations on acquiring an entourage.
I wish ....for a tall ship.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 10:51:42 GMT -8
You've got it. It's amazing for two months, until the thing capsizes in a gust.
I wish Ael gets another tall ship.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 10:53:28 GMT -8
Ael gets another tall ship. It's 200 feet tall, but only two inches wide and immediately sinks.
I wish for a new lighter.
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Ael Jade
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Post by Ael Jade on Jun 17, 2013 10:58:34 GMT -8
Granted, but the flame shoots out of the bottom and sets your clothes on fire!
I wish for a new bookcase.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 11:10:05 GMT -8
Granted, but it's from Barnes & Noble Union Square. New for you, used for New York City.
I wished my walls were painted blue.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 11:15:49 GMT -8
Your walks are painted blue. TARDIS blue. Doctor Who fans now stare lovingly at your walls all day.
I wish for a drink.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 11:36:13 GMT -8
I hate you.
Granted. You've got a drink. It's my spit and ichor. Good luck with the roaches running down your throat.
I wish I could do the right thing.
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 17, 2013 13:31:09 GMT -8
You do the right thing. You save kittens from trees, puppies in abusive homes, and even gerbils from dryers. But you can't stop. You soon realize that you can never do a bad thing. Not even take a penny without leaving one. You have an aneurism because of all the right things you do, so against your nature.
I wish I was the world's most successful sumo wrestler, but still weighed the same as I do now.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 14:34:35 GMT -8
Granted. But it turns out you have to maintain a certain minimal weight to legitimately sumo wrestle. Your titles are stripped away in a scandal that rivals Lance Armstrong.
I wish the next Pope was a woman.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 17, 2013 16:11:16 GMT -8
Granted the new Pope is a woman and she starts another holy war due to her period.
I wish that I wasnt hungry all the time
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 19:19:59 GMT -8
Granted. Now you only intake 30,000 calories a day outta habit, Sexist.
I wish there was a there was another sequel to Maus: a Maus III.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 3:23:10 GMT -8
There is. George Lucas makes it.
I wish for a decent book to read.
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Post by The Major on Jun 18, 2013 4:24:28 GMT -8
Granted, but you need to write it first.
I also wish I had a good book to read.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 9:15:59 GMT -8
You have a better computer. Say hello to HAL.
I wish for a clear agreement on the nature of meatloaf.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 12:01:46 GMT -8
Wish granted. However the lightsaber is made from tofu and so completely useless.
I wish the I wish thread didn't exist.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 12:03:31 GMT -8
It doesn't exist. This is because ProBoards crashes and takes out the entire site.
I wish all the competitors in the PreSeason Tournament the best of luck.
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