Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 16, 2013 6:13:47 GMT -8
Granted. You pee in a cup, take a couple of leaves from the surrounding area, and stuff them in the steaming cup. You now have the worst tea imaginable -so general consensus agrees.
I wish Eralam has at least some sugar for his brew.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 16, 2013 8:48:26 GMT -8
Eralam has diabetes. Fatality.
I wish that I could come up with more medical related jokes..
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 16, 2013 9:34:50 GMT -8
Granted. But that hotshot translator of yours steals your lexicon of jokes, and publishes it under her name.
I wish that Gukky would become a vampire.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 12:05:22 GMT -8
Gukky becomes a Vampire and you are first on his list, he can't resist you and bleeds you dry.
I wish I din't have a wish.
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 16, 2013 14:55:44 GMT -8
You do not have a wish. This however, means that you can't wish for the cancer you now have to be cured. You die a slow and agonizing death.
I wish....for pizza.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 16, 2013 16:18:02 GMT -8
That pizza gives you cancer.
I wish that I wasn't so smart.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 16, 2013 17:41:54 GMT -8
Granted. You discover you are now a vegetable, since you weren't smart before.
I wish Science would just leave me alone.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 16, 2013 18:10:08 GMT -8
Granted. The only people who cared for you were scientists and now you're all alone...
I wish that I was rich, famous and interesting.
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Post by The Major on Jun 16, 2013 18:50:54 GMT -8
Aptly put!
Granted. However, you also are dead. Your next of kin inherent your estate. You're renown. And people love bringing you up in bars and cab rides. Congratulations, you're like Lord Byron.
I wish I was poor, irrelevant, and as boring as white paint on a fence.
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Post by Ael Jade on Jun 16, 2013 20:50:34 GMT -8
Granted. But, just like the fence, you are now covered in graffiti by roving gang members and frat initiates trying to prove themselves.
I wish people were around in chat...since rp is moving slowly.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 16, 2013 20:57:50 GMT -8
Granted. But the people in chat are Jarypt, Cassel, and myself.
I wish I knew where Star Wars was going.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 21:01:45 GMT -8
You know where Star Wars is going. Here's a hint: my little pony crossover.
I wish the punching bag wasn't busted.
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Post by Ael Jade on Jun 16, 2013 21:07:25 GMT -8
Granted, but now it's filled with nails and all sorts of other spiky things. Have fun. ;-)
I wish my house wasn't a mess right now... (flatmate moving in = stuff everywhere)
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 4:06:07 GMT -8
Granted, but it turns out you killed them. That knocking on your door is the local police. Hope you have enough money to buy a favorable trial.
I wish someone would erase my memories.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 5:16:45 GMT -8
Done, just as soon as I find my hammer.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 7:06:53 GMT -8
Granted. It comes at the cost of some unnamed manifestation, a divine and twisted agent, killing every single human on our wonderful planet. Beetles can now roam free without worrying about war, or being dipped in resin. Flowers don't have to be scared of dumb children picking them. Oh wonder.
I wish for war. War so great it overshadows all the others, but it also can't end with killing everyone. I want people to remember.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 7:10:20 GMT -8
Granted, but we have to use paintball guns. Stupid Geneva Conventions being modified to outlaw actually killing.
I wish [redacted] would stop leaving his phone in random ass places with the music blaring.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 17, 2013 8:09:40 GMT -8
Granted. The person, with his phone disappears. It was actually you, but in your alter-ego.
I wish... I wish... I wish someone could help me with my next wish.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 17, 2013 8:46:43 GMT -8
You've got it. You've been helped by Diva. But the word "Help" means "kill" in Divalish.
You're dead and now a ghoul. You can still have your practice, but profits drop.
I wish that Rowling ended Harry Potter with Harry's death. He's such a useless piece of ass. That, or rename it, "Hermione Saves Us All."
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 17, 2013 9:24:49 GMT -8
Granted but not in the way you think. He has to die emotionally because the prophecy was mis interpreted. Only they can kill eachother and since Voldy has gone moldy Harry now has to live forever while everyone around him he has ever cared for dies. Due to the fact that he lost the resurrection stone he spends all day in front of the mirror or Erobor.
That or its renamed "proof the James Potter had sex with Lily Evans and..."
I wish that I was Lurr ruler of Omicron Persi 8
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