Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 13, 2014 7:53:02 GMT -8
"I thought you liked cold showers."
Oh, that's the warden's last words to the dearly departed.
You confuse a bottle of drain cleaner with moonshine.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 13, 2014 7:54:15 GMT -8
Still tastes better than Fosters.
You fall into the bear enclosure at the zoo.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 13, 2014 7:56:21 GMT -8
"I'll tear you limb from limb."
Your iPod plays the worst song in your library.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 13, 2014 8:00:01 GMT -8
I wonder who's iPod this is?
Your sushi chef cuts the puffer-fish wrong.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 13, 2014 8:09:10 GMT -8
"I look like the thing that's killing me!"
A short drop and a sudden stop.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Mar 13, 2014 20:03:11 GMT -8
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 13, 2014 20:03:11 GMT -8
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get ----"
You're walking down a major avenue and some mustachioed man throws a black circle upon the ground. You don't notice because you're texting on the proboards app. But then...
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Captain Mardotte St Cyr
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Post by Captain Mardotte St Cyr on Mar 14, 2014 1:55:26 GMT -8
I'm sorry. "The post got eaten by a bear" was the last recorded message of the dearly departed.
Death by exsanguination.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 3:26:00 GMT -8
"So..... erotic...... ja........ gghhhhghhhggghhhhhhhDrip. Plip."
Butterscotch almond cookie incident.
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Captain Mardotte St Cyr
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Post by Captain Mardotte St Cyr on Mar 14, 2014 5:31:31 GMT -8
"These are delicious. I have nut allergies and diabetes."
A hot bath. A brick of soap. Comedic slapstick. Tragedy.
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Tysabaar
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Post by Tysabaar on Mar 14, 2014 6:07:51 GMT -8
"Yum, tastes like bubbles!"
Overdose on laughter.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 14, 2014 6:11:29 GMT -8
"Joker was right."
Joker was right.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 14, 2014 6:35:04 GMT -8
"Just a little push..."
You get locked out of your house.
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Sephar D'cav
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Mar 14, 2014 6:45:46 GMT -8
"Now where did I put my spare key? Oh yes it in the tool sh..."
You tried to hunt down slender.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 14, 2014 22:52:41 GMT -8
"You liked the adult diaper trap, didn't you, Slendy..."
Get married to Slender.
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Mar 15, 2014 8:23:01 GMT -8
"I will love you until death may us part. " (static)
You answered the Joker's rhetorical question about how he got his scares.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 8:26:46 GMT -8
"You blew an elephant?"
You are about to be executed by being hurled off a cliff by 100 naked women on roller blades.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 15, 2014 8:31:36 GMT -8
"I'm having deja vu- I believe I saw this in a movie..."
You underestimated the bunny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 8:34:08 GMT -8
"I knew I should have gone with riveted links. DAMN YOU BUDGET CU- *insert Wilhelm scream here*
You have just decided to face down Indiana Jones, and you're wielding a sword.
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Mar 15, 2014 11:20:12 GMT -8
"Ha! You just brought a gun to a sword fight! Wait a minute..."
You don't heed the safety precautions at a gas station.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 15, 2014 14:38:52 GMT -8
"You can't tell me where I can't smoke."
The pen is mightier than the sword. Prove it or die trying.
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