Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 17:12:15 GMT -8
Uhm. I wish this thread was never created.
Lots of undesirable responses.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2014 17:41:57 GMT -8
It was never created. Something far worse springs up instead.
I wish for better beer.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 17:46:38 GMT -8
Beer? Beer has become illegal. Again. The kind that is available is bootleg stuff that makes you blind after a sip.
You upset a Wookie.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2014 18:18:11 GMT -8
I can make moonshine. That works for me.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 18:25:44 GMT -8
You didn't finish the corruptIon!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2014 18:40:13 GMT -8
That wasn't a wish.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 20:24:19 GMT -8
Tess, I wish Tez used her Bola powers to summon Nicol Bolas from the Æther.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 20:28:35 GMT -8
Best. Post. Ever.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 20:33:04 GMT -8
I prefer Vraska.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 20:38:46 GMT -8
Puh. Nicol is a dragon. THE boss Dragon of all boss dragons. Everyone else is a chump.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 20:42:20 GMT -8
It's not always about being the most powerful this or that. I prefer style and a niche.
Besides, Emrakul is so badass even Nicol avoids him.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 20:51:44 GMT -8
Technically, Nicol said "Fuck dat," and left to create his own world to be unperturbed and all that. Too much going on with that flying exterminator.
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Post by The Major on Mar 18, 2014 5:08:49 GMT -8
"I'm Jace! I can save themmmmmmmmm alllllllllll -oh no, this isn't working. RUN AWAY."
"I'm Sorin. I wash my hands of this madness."
"I'm Chandra. Jace, we could have been knocking hips but now we're going to be killed by the Eldritch Abomination that is actually used as the example of Eldritch Abominations on TVtropes, you arrogant ass."
"I'm Garruk. There is a land outside my forest?"
"I'm Elspeth, what do you mean we can't smash it to death with spears?"
"I'm Vraska. Why do they sound like deep bass helicopters? And yes, I know what a helicopter is, I am not crazy. Sssssssssss."
"I'm Ajani, leader of the infinite and righteous armi- oh my God there is more than one of those things?! Run for your lives!"
"Avacyn here. I'm not touching those things. I have a concert to perform at."
And thus the multiverse is fucked.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 18, 2014 6:14:45 GMT -8
You should write out a pilot for a tv show with these guys.
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Post by The Major on Mar 18, 2014 7:21:58 GMT -8
I would. But I might need a network willing to air explicit material.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 18, 2014 7:35:04 GMT -8
HBO has no morals. Or standards. Try there.
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Post by The Major on Mar 18, 2014 7:42:43 GMT -8
I don't want to work for them.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 18, 2014 8:06:54 GMT -8
Beggars can't be choosers.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Mar 18, 2014 10:44:00 GMT -8
You make a wish. I kill it.
I wish to kill the killer of all killers.
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 18, 2014 11:08:49 GMT -8
You killed a killer and are forced to kill yourself.
I wish I had more holidays!
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