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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 8:21:05 GMT -8
You're looking at the godless heathen. Except I do have a God.
And her name is me.
I wish for all to see.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 8:24:44 GMT -8
They see, and the best they can come up with is a resounding "meh." Such an underwhelming god.
I wish to release the kraken up in this mofo.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 8:35:29 GMT -8
You release the kraken, but it's an ungrateful sow and eats your face.
I wish Boba Fett had more candy in his head.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 8:53:19 GMT -8
It's there. It's in his mouth. Use your tongue. Search.
The only downside is that it's the morning and he hasn't brushed his teeth yet.
I wish I could be a drug dealer. I'd put a latent super virus that activates upon the release of an isolated compound, causing insanity, hunger, and an overwhelming desire to hug barbed wire. Nay, make love to the wire.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 10:07:43 GMT -8
You do indeed become the drug dealer, and you are eventually caught as the mastermind after millions have died from the spread of the virus. You are convicted of mass murder and a slew of other charges. In a rare turn of events, the Justice Dept. allows the surviving victims and the victims' families to make love to you with barbed wire for the rest of your unnatural life.
I wish I had a good torture RP to write.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 10:49:45 GMT -8
You get tricked into writing one with me. Turns out I turn it around unto you.
Is it comfortable underneath there? It shouldn't be. Eh, actually, if you like what I do next I wouldn't mind.
Lines, blurry. That's the why to why they exist.
I wish someone would just do it. Just do it. Make it happen.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 10:55:55 GMT -8
Someone does, it's mediocre at best.
I never said I wanted to be the torturer, I'm happy to write the tortured.
Do it. Make me scream. Break me. You know you want to see if you can.
I wish I had the crazy stuff I wrote for Sin from 1.0. God, she was sick. I miss that.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 11:15:29 GMT -8
You do, and while the scenes are graphic and terrible in nature, you realize you actually only scratched the surface. You become addicted to searching for pain.
Eventually, you get Pinheaded.
I would wish for something but I'm kinda scared. I'll lay low on this one.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 11:44:01 GMT -8
Oooh, this warms my wretched heart.
I wish this feeling would last forever.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 11:50:58 GMT -8
What, me afraid? Sure, I'm afraid. Still eat you though. And so in a sense you do feel that warmth forever, since it was your last feeling. Or was that your blood pumping hot? Maybe some of mine, just to make it special.
I wish there was a way to twist this.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 12:39:36 GMT -8
I jump in. There's a twist for you.
I wish we'd stop talking and start writing. Just gotta figure out how to do it without the frowny face of authority bearing down on us.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 12:43:42 GMT -8
I do as I wish. They frown but who cares? Now stop trying to tarnish my conversation with Sin. It's my first time.
I wish I could.
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Oct 31, 2013 2:37:16 GMT -8
I do as I wish. They frown but who cares? Now stop trying to tarnish my conversation with Sin. It's my first time. I wish I could. Wish granted, you wanted that you could, well you can and probably should. Sad thing is you never said whet you wanted that you could do, so you have been reassigned.. You are now a hairstylist.... ..for Wookies. Think of all the knots you need to untangle.. I wish to be given a task or two by my boss, so as to stop this pit of boringness i find myself in.. |
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 4:00:31 GMT -8
Two tasks: shine his or her shoes, and go pick up the dry cleaning.
I wish there was no doubt when you turn the inside out.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 10:34:22 GMT -8
There is definitely no doubt when you turn the inside out but it's like the outside belonged in.
I wish that my new job title would come with a raise.
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 10:54:58 GMT -8
It does. It comes in the form if your seat: it's raised by four centimeters. Enjoy.
I wish people would look at me and see an eagle, red, pissed off and ripping out sockets like all my problems were screaming arms.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 11:05:22 GMT -8
They do, the hallucinogenics you slipped in the office water cooler worked perfectly except they all foamed at the mouth and went catatonic before the real fun could start. Back to the drawing board.
Last night, Mr. Sin decreed that this year we would not give out Halloween candy to trick or treaters. Instead, we would move the furniture away from our big bay window, set up a table and chairs inside it and watch as kids knocked on the door while we sit there, wide eyed and eating the candy as we slowly shake our heads no at them. Their tears will be bitter and keep us young.
I hope we get lots of kids...
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 11:17:29 GMT -8
It's lovely, but since you live in the sticks, you get about ten kids. Down here you would get to enjoy a few hundred broken little welfare rat hearts.
I wish for the instrument that moves the strings in the soul to suicide. I'd play from roof, and watch them listen and commit to eternity.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 11:23:51 GMT -8
You get the instrument but you can't figure out how to really make it sing, instead it just sounds like an accordion and moves people to buy earplugs and bratwurst.
I wish I could wear my awesome pirate hat to work everyday.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 11:32:38 GMT -8
You can, but it stops being special.
I wish for a drink.
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