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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 7:24:41 GMT -8
I'm so interesting that you can't look away. Ever. This gets old after a while.
I wish to replace your eyes with artificial ones of my own design.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 9, 2013 7:26:23 GMT -8
I refuse. My eyes are mine.
I am me.
I wish you'd fuck the shut up.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 7:37:44 GMT -8
As you're the one that wishes me to shut up, you might want to reconsider that.
I wish you would be more careful with your wishes.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Oct 9, 2013 7:37:51 GMT -8
I make wishes come true. The mouth or the vocal cords?
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 9, 2013 8:22:33 GMT -8
Vocal chords. Once he can't talk, we can pretend he's the strong, intelligent type.
I wish Gukky would come back.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Oct 9, 2013 8:24:38 GMT -8
I am back. I'm here. I never left. I'm waiting.
I wish for progression.
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Post by The Major on Oct 9, 2013 8:29:05 GMT -8
Get me internet.
I'll give you so much progression you'll want more progression.
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Post by Gukky on Oct 9, 2013 8:32:24 GMT -8
Scratch the Adventure Time gig. I want you to do Deadmaus' new album.
I wish for... I forget.
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Post by The Major on Oct 9, 2013 8:45:03 GMT -8
You've got it. Now to find it.
I wish too, for something, sometimes.
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Post by Deadniquitous on Oct 9, 2013 9:30:34 GMT -8
You're Agent Coulson, which is totally awesome, but you also get killed by Loki, assuming the avengers movie is to be believed, which sucks. I wish I was a Toronto Maple Leaf and we just won the Stanley Cup. I am sorry, I had to do this, because I missed it....You can ignore my wish because I should have had this.... You are a Maple Leaf, and you win the Cup, only to wake up and realise it was all a dream and the Leafs only made it to the Playoffs once since before Youtube was invented and that was last year. |
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Post by The Major on Oct 9, 2013 11:20:27 GMT -8
Fuck Dan.
I wish for maple to throw.
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Zenchou Piteos
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Post by Zenchou Piteos on Oct 9, 2013 15:03:27 GMT -8
You have a maple to throw, the entire tree, but it's roots are stuck in concrete.
I wish for infinite beer!
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Post by Gukky on Oct 9, 2013 22:42:49 GMT -8
It's all German beer. But thanks to modern medical science, just wear this strap-on liver and you'll be fine!
I wish they had strap-on livers. I can imagine a world where that could work.
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Post by Zenchou Piteos on Oct 10, 2013 7:00:09 GMT -8
Good, I like a good Tripel, or some ale. Usually Belgian but I can make due with German.
You get a world with strap on livers, however your internal liver is what processes the liquids first making them useless in most cases.
I wish I had a money tree!
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Post by Whill Shaman Erevis on Oct 10, 2013 9:28:48 GMT -8
You have a Money tree. It grows only Monopoly Money on one side, and Canadian Tire money on the other.
I wish I had a rock.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 12, 2013 15:05:24 GMT -8
Of Meth.
I've set you up for a bust. Enjoy compulsory enemas provided by closeted homosexual guards, with wood.
Night stick wood, that is.
Fear not, I have also given you narcotics that will help you relax. Pain is only temporary, hurt pride is forever.
I wish for the person before me to become stuck and suck within a paradox wish within infinity.
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Post by Chloro on Oct 13, 2013 0:30:35 GMT -8
Things start getting a little loopy. Eventually the high wears off and he awakes in the hospital. Forever scarred.
I wish you'd post.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2013 8:36:53 GMT -8
She posts, just not for you.
I wish for a good fight.
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Post by The Major on Oct 15, 2013 10:39:37 GMT -8
You get one, but it's happening between Diva and Chloro. Your time will come, Fakeman.
I wish that Eralam would realize what's happening; then he could stop it and make it all better.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 10:53:25 GMT -8
The realization is made. His bullets make everyone all better. Everyone.
I wish for nap time.
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