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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:18:49 GMT -8
Good news is, you get pants. Bad news is, they're alive and a bit hungry.
I wish for a snack.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 3, 2013 16:20:04 GMT -8
Sure. You are now a cannibal.
I wish for sparkling wit.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:21:22 GMT -8
Due to a bit of a mixup, you're now a sparkling twit. Hope you like twilight fangirls.
I wish for time.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 3, 2013 16:22:05 GMT -8
You got it, hard. Don't drop the soap.
I wish for a second chance.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Aug 3, 2013 16:50:24 GMT -8
You drop Eralam's soap.
I glad SOPA got stopped.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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If blood is the currency of life, then what's its tax collection service?
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Aug 3, 2013 17:59:54 GMT -8
Indeed, too bad it's being directly installed into the brain so that thoughts are now censored.
I wish I knew how to approach this problem.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Aug 4, 2013 5:38:23 GMT -8
Frontal lobotomy.
I wish for an ice pick.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 7:49:47 GMT -8
Done. The tip is buried just outside your left common carotid artery.
I wish for lots of drugs.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 8:14:00 GMT -8
And they come with a police raid too!
I wish for 54.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 8:14:49 GMT -8
Done. Pick em all up.
I wish for police brutality.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 8:26:51 GMT -8
They commit upon you. Nobody believes it happened, and your lawsuit results in a hefty counter lawsuit.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 8:30:50 GMT -8
Well, at least I got hit on.
I wish for a pet goat.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 8:39:53 GMT -8
Okay. But now you're in Egypt.
Wish for less cancer.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 8:41:04 GMT -8
You got it. But now you have AIDS.
I wish for less sand.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 8:50:35 GMT -8
You got it, since you just died of AIDS.
I wish for less thumbtack.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 8:52:04 GMT -8
You got it. Less thumbtack, more asbestos.
I wish for less unprotected sex.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 9:00:03 GMT -8
Why be tempted?
You have been given sex change. Enjoy the new warmth.
I wish for cleaner tools.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 9:02:22 GMT -8
Why let them get dirty?
The universe had been destroyed.
I wish for a new universe.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 9:03:38 GMT -8
Nope. You are lost.
The multiverse you continues, but he sucks.
I wish for more abstracts.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 9:06:43 GMT -8
You got it. Unfortunately, you now can only speak by quoting lesser-known abstracts.
I wish for more ideas.
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