The Major
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:02:10 GMT -8
Before that thought can even process in my brain, the other ones in my brain gather and rage rape your little snippet with fixed bayonets, then eat it, then shit it, then flush it, and then I sneeze the voodoo out.
What the Hell just happened? Oh well, killkillstabstabbleedbleedhappyhappy.
I wish that you would understand just what the fuck you are dealing with when you deal with me. All those cliches you know, from all that tv, and those stupid friends of yours? None of it can save you. You're better off shoving it up your rear and getting a better set of concepts -for your sake.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 14:05:02 GMT -8
Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaha.
Oooh, scary.
I wish you'd realize just how low you rate on the threat scale. Somewhere between a newborn puppy and Barney the Purple Fucking Dinosaur.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:22:39 GMT -8
I'm a purple dinosaur?!
Sweet! I'm becoming a real threat.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:23:21 GMT -8
I also fuck purple things, ladies and gents.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 14:24:23 GMT -8
*facepalm*
And that is why you fail.
Fail so hard.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 14:25:05 GMT -8
I also fuck purple things, ladies and gents. Pics or it didn't happen. |
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:28:24 GMT -8
It didn't. But you said it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 14:30:04 GMT -8
Damn. That would have made the night a little more interesting.
And hilarious.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:34:37 GMT -8
Get a life, Four-eyed freak.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 14:38:47 GMT -8
Maybe later, I'm busy.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:41:50 GMT -8
No you're not.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 14:43:30 GMT -8
How would you know?
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 14:46:08 GMT -8
Oh, I know.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 29, 2013 8:00:46 GMT -8
I crave disappointment, which I why I come here.
Is Eralam still alive? Disappointment.
Check the news.
No random mass murder. Disappointment.
I think I'll make a wish out of despair. I wish that we could all just get along.
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Post by The Major on Jul 29, 2013 8:40:05 GMT -8
We do, but we've lost that pep, that zing.
We grow fat and you bald.
I wish for more chainsaw. I must have more triangular shaped teeth.
I don't eat meat, but I'm sure they will come useful.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 8:53:03 GMT -8
I build the chainsaw. Plus side: it's freaking awesome. Downside, it's 20 stories tall.
I wish for a little more hostility.
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Post by The Major on Jul 29, 2013 15:57:25 GMT -8
The down time makes the violence more jarring.
Wish. Wish for drowning.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 16:04:44 GMT -8
Done. You are drowning, my hands around you throat, holding you under. Could be worse. At least it's water.
I wish for more good music.
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Post by The Major on Jul 29, 2013 16:09:42 GMT -8
At least I'll die wet.
ZING!
Because I'm being drowned.
Get it?
No?
Go listen to your pink music.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 16:17:24 GMT -8
Someday I hope to melt the ice off your heart. The resultant puddle in your pants will be spectacular.
Except for the bit where you don't have a heart.
Or the bit where the ice is glacial in scale.
Actually, that fails on a couple of levels.
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