Corrupt A Wish

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 18, 2013 11:46:12 GMT -8 Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 11:46:12 GMT -8 Things get much simpler, and with simplicity comes boredom. Soon, you wish for the bad old days, anything to break the monotony. I wish for a more effective APO for the MFO.

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 18, 2013 11:54:57 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 18, 2013 11:54:57 GMT -8 Right. Yes. No. Not now.
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Chloro Member Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE! Posts: 1,083 Affiliation: Brushing, Flossing, Rinsing Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 18, 2013 19:38:47 GMT -8 Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chloro on Jul 18, 2013 19:38:47 GMT -8 Eralam continues to use these strange words, in spite of the agony it causes us mere mortals. I wish he wouldn't
	TOTAL MOLAR ECLIPSE!

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 18, 2013 19:48:12 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 18, 2013 19:48:12 GMT -8 He won't, because I'll hurt him so profoundly he won't want to make words anymore.
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 18, 2013 20:17:55 GMT -8 via the ProBoards App Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 20:17:55 GMT -8 Is that your wish? Because wishing is the only way that'll ever happen. I wish for a day that isn't a complete CF, o e where the leaders aren't LLMF.

Chloro Member Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE! Posts: 1,083 Affiliation: Brushing, Flossing, Rinsing Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 0:38:00 GMT -8 Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chloro on Jul 19, 2013 0:38:00 GMT -8 Here; have a cookie. I wish for more semi-colons.
	TOTAL MOLAR ECLIPSE!

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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 0:45:55 GMT -8

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I wish for a target.

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:09:03 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 4:09:03 GMT -8 It is right there. It is your large head. Go ahead, shoot. I wish to see a report about Eralam's suicide by 5 pm EST.
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:10:36 GMT -8 via the ProBoards App Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 4:10:36 GMT -8 You see it, but only because I hand deliver it. Kind of defeats the purpose. I wish Major would realize the futility of her existence.

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:17:05 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 4:17:05 GMT -8 She already has. That is why she is fucking with you: because she has nothing to lose. It gets worse, and worse, and never will get better. I wish I could like my characters.
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:21:30 GMT -8 via the ProBoards App Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 4:21:30 GMT -8 You could, and in fact, you do. What does that say about you? I wish Eralam had a pretzel.

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:40:33 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 4:40:33 GMT -8 You have one. I got it for you. You trust it, yes?
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:43:25 GMT -8 via the ProBoards App Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 4:43:25 GMT -8 I wish you'd eat that pretzel then.

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:53:50 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 4:53:50 GMT -8 Good! It was a Bavarian pretzel and it was tasty. I could use a shrink, I think.
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 4:54:40 GMT -8 via the ProBoards App Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 4:54:40 GMT -8 You get a shrink(wrap). I wish for a brief cessation of wind.

The Major Member Also known as Sailor Titan Posts: 5,959 Affiliation: Fallanassi Traffic Light: Blue	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 5:03:00 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 5:03:00 GMT -8 You got it. Cass stops farting. I wish to wrap the shrink wrap over my head until the point of panic.
	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 5:05:03 GMT -8 via the ProBoards App Quote Share Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 5:05:03 GMT -8 Granted. I hold it there to the point of panic, and then a little ways past. You should pass out shortly. I wish for a wind proof match.

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Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 5:18:03 GMT -8

You get smacked by a commander and he offers you a lighter and promotes you to his personal jeep driver because he likes the way you house your boots.

I just don't want to go out in a whimper. I want a war worth dying in. Why can't this world give a soul a cause worth fighting for?

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 5:22:50 GMT -8

You get your cause. A war worth fighting indeed; the entire world mobilizes and all hell breaks loose. You volunteer to do your part, and end up as a new private in the world of field artillery, as combat arms jobs for females are still only slowly opening. And it just so happens that you end up in my section. You get your war, but you have to deal with my snark the whole time.

I wish for a ladle.

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Corrupt A Wish Jul 19, 2013 5:27:19 GMT -8 via mobile

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Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 5:27:19 GMT -8

On the bright side, I get to try a pipe.

You got it, but the NCO that gives it to you secretly used it to cook coke.

Can I be the person who loads a new shell into the arty piece after firing?

Nothing automatic for me, please. Too many working parts.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall: show that which I already know. Treat yourself and behold!"

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