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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 12:31:32 GMT -8
You don't feel so sick. In fact, you don't feel sick at all. This might be because you're dead.
I wish I could throw the jackass that's blasting their music at 2230 at night off a tall building.
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Post by The Twins - Slade and Tarak on Jul 8, 2013 12:44:06 GMT -8
You are able to drag said jackass to the tallest building within 100 miles and push him off the edge. However, he grabs you, and you both fall off the building. You land on your head, and he lands on top of you, somehow leaving him completely unharmed.
I wish the GBA would set up the next round of the Tournament already.
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Post by The Major on Jul 8, 2013 13:12:50 GMT -8
You got it, but you lose at round one to Jarypt.
I wish for there to be an end to world hunger.
Go ahead, asshole, corrupt that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 13:23:08 GMT -8
There is an end to world hunger. Apparently, someone forgot that A Modest Proposal was supposed to be satire.
I wish I had a soul.
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Post by The Major on Jul 8, 2013 18:22:12 GMT -8
You discover you've wasted a wish since you already had one. You're just as lame as the rest of humanity.
My wish for greatness abounds and begins with the letter "D."
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Post by Gukky on Jul 8, 2013 18:58:01 GMT -8
Granted, Dick Dastardly. You now suffer from villainous decay each time you can get your ducks in a row.
I wish that I could be a good person.
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Post by The Major on Jul 8, 2013 19:46:29 GMT -8
Denied.
Wish.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 20:18:27 GMT -8
Wish that you were to spend the rest of eternity as Eralam's maid? Granted.
I wish I could see your expression every time someone takes your wishes and corrupts them in a manner that grates against your feminist side. Bet it's hilarious.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 9, 2013 9:15:06 GMT -8
It would be great to be able to. Luckily, I'm here to make your dreams come true. Take a lookie into my magic mirror and we'll go into the home of...
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WHATISTHATTHING FUCKTHISSHIT IMOUTOFHERE
*Smashes mirror*
Totally worth it though.
I wish I could rid of that mentality.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 9:17:06 GMT -8
You could, but let's face it: it really is worth it. Though we may stare directly into the depths of hell, we'll be laughing our asses off after the trauma dies down a bit.
I wish they would allow the mail truck to run tomorrow as scheduled.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 9, 2013 9:25:40 GMT -8
Chloro sends you a letter bomb.
I wish Eralam would pick up and magazine and make a wish about politics.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 9:29:03 GMT -8
I do, and I do. Unfortunately, there are several provisions in the UCMJ that prevent me from saying it out loud.
I wish [redacted]
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Post by Gukky on Jul 9, 2013 9:40:37 GMT -8
Gran[redacted]a donkey.
I wish I worked in a censor office.
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Post by The Major on Jul 9, 2013 12:44:40 GMT -8
You do, but it's for Major. Congrats, you are now the scum of humanity and will die hated. You also like gray in all your clothing.
I wish for that magic mirror you guys were talking about. I'd love to show you what I see.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 12:47:46 GMT -8
You get it, and we see what you see. But since we see what you see, we can no longer take you seriously and have no choice but to burst into laughter any time you say something.
I wish words could express my undying hatred of you and your access to alcohol.
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Post by The Major on Jul 9, 2013 12:55:46 GMT -8
Granted, and the words flow as thus, "Iris, you're the greatest; please turn me to dust."
I wish I could fucking watch K's J all fucking ready. Stupid Youtube is a bust.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 12:58:06 GMT -8
Do I want to know how you plan on turning me into dust?
Youtube for once works flawlessly. Not even going to try to corrupt this one.
I wish I could stop time for a few hours to watch a few episodes myself.
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Post by The Major on Jul 9, 2013 16:06:02 GMT -8
Granted, but bad internet results in a poor quality viewing of the show.
I wish Bookoff has it used, if it exists in DVD format. Might as well take a full plunge over a little one.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2013 20:29:33 GMT -8
The good news is it does exist in DVD. Bad news is its kinda hard to find.
I wish for a trained monkey.
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Post by The Major on Jul 10, 2013 9:36:10 GMT -8
Granted, it's a clone of you.
I wish for more time.
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