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Post by Gukky on Jun 25, 2013 18:24:43 GMT -8
Done. But its done by a half-wit, nincompoop.
I wish that English had more explicitness.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 5:54:00 GMT -8
Granted, but it comes at the cost of mimicking Bavarian German.
Seriously, what the fuck.
So painful.
So painfully delicious.
I wish I could learn Afrikaans in a day. I wanna be an agent.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 26, 2013 7:07:13 GMT -8
Your throat starts to bleed from the force needed to speak. Not to mention, you get arrested as an white supremacist.
I wish that there were personalities for sale.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 7:45:40 GMT -8
sniff
Granted, you can buy personalities, but only Paris Hilton is available.
I wish people were more understanding.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2013 7:48:51 GMT -8
People are more understanding. They're also less inclined to care about what they understand.
I wish for a functioning set of headphones, or the means to repair the ones I have.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 7:56:51 GMT -8
Granted. They are pink.
I wish it was possible to bestow a part of my magnificence upon you sorry lot.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 26, 2013 7:58:29 GMT -8
My head explodes. I hope you're proud of that.
I wish that I had immunity to emotion.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 11:35:12 GMT -8
Granted. You are only guided by logic. Your logical mind comes to the conclusion that you are truly useless, so you commit suicide -logically.
I wish that those who don't realize begin to realize.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2013 11:38:32 GMT -8
They begin to realize. The realizations vary, but most fall along the lines of realizing that Doctor Who is awesome.
I wish for a slightly larger stash of tobacco. This one is nearly empty.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 12:03:10 GMT -8
Hahahaha. Once again, I get your tobacco wish. The shipment is sent to me instead in a freak accident. Because I don't know what to do with it, I sprinkle it in the woods for the bambis.
I wish that Eralam makes yet another tobacco related wish.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2013 12:04:17 GMT -8
You get your wish.
I wish Major tries to smoke some of my blend and chokes.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 12:30:16 GMT -8
Granted, since the Fallanassi does not smoke it not only causes her to choke, but to spit, gasp, and tear. Outraged and a bit loopy from the strength of the tobacco, she throws the rest in a toilet bowl and flushes.
I wish that this narrative can be RPed one day.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2013 12:37:45 GMT -8
Done. Eralam punts you for flushing his stash.
I wish for a tobacco wish that cannot be corrupted.
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Post by The Major on Jun 26, 2013 14:16:45 GMT -8
Granted. An asteroid hits you as you smoke.
I wish I hadn't run out of lighter fluid.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 27, 2013 9:10:51 GMT -8
I'll buy you a can. Try not to snort it all at the same time.
I wish that I could play the violin.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2013 9:23:23 GMT -8
You can, but in a year you have to face the devil in a competition for the fate of your soul
I wish my tuba didn't have so many dents in it
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Post by Gukky on Jun 27, 2013 9:41:52 GMT -8
You actually sound worse now. But the dents back.
I wish I win the competition.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2013 9:45:08 GMT -8
You win the competition but lose the game
I wish_________
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Post by Gukky on Jun 27, 2013 10:00:13 GMT -8
Granted. You're now censored for life.
I wish that we were living in the 1600s
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Post by Rayvin Axiom on Jun 27, 2013 13:26:18 GMT -8
You are but, only in the year 1602 where The Portuguese send a major (and last) expeditionary force from Malacca which succeeded in reimposing a degree of Portuguese control thus meeting Major from here.
I wish time could stand still
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