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Post by The Major on Jun 19, 2013 20:21:24 GMT -8
Granted. You also cannot feel anything, your nerves are wasted.
I wish I was Mr. House.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 8:19:28 GMT -8
Welcome to the club, doctor. You'll like being a man.
I wish to be a manly man.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 8:21:59 GMT -8
You are a manly man. Your conquest of the female population is legendary, until a date with Snooki results in you contracting every STD known to man, and a few that aren't. But hey, they'll be named after you when you die.
I wish you all a good day.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 8:36:38 GMT -8
Thanks. Its a wonderful day.
I wish Major would fall to my manly charms.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 8:44:19 GMT -8
She falls to your manly charms, becomes a jealous fiend, and nails your testicles to a chair when you hint that her recent theory that all other females in the galaxy are merely dudes dressed up as chicks is a little far fetched.
I wish for a weather forecast.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 9:14:05 GMT -8
Hot and sunny. Day after day...
I wish that I could speak in pictures.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 9:39:00 GMT -8
You can speak in pictures. They're lovely pictures, they're just invisible to the human eye. And since you have to sacrifice your vocal chords and hands to gain the ability, you spend the rest of your life unable to communicate with mankind. We're very grateful.
I wish that his weather forecast wasn't so damn accurate...
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 9:43:12 GMT -8
I was actually off - later there will be a howling sandstorm that will make you curse every opening you have.
I wish that I could directly communicate my ideas into other's minds.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 9:46:01 GMT -8
You can communicate your ideas directly into other minds. The other minds think your ideas suck, so they band together and throw you off a cliff.
I wish for a six pack of Smithwick's.
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Post by The Major on Jun 20, 2013 10:34:34 GMT -8
You learn to love God instead, as a devout protestant bastard. You know the Catholics will rise again, don't you?
I wish I could be a man for a day. I really want to see how testosterone muddles thoughts. Also, I want to see how men walk around with, well, you know.
I often wonder how they don't pinch that sector while walking.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 10:37:47 GMT -8
You become a man for a day, and learn that we never really figure out how to avoid pinching the wedding vegetables. We just learn to live with it and mitigate the risk.
I wish I knew what that damned plane was doing.
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Post by The Major on Jun 20, 2013 10:47:05 GMT -8
Granted. Your commander radios in and tells you a massive battle is underway. That plane had paratroopers. In about two hours, you will partake in the largest battle in Egypt since that thing with Israel and the tanks. Get ready, you're probably going to be overwhelmed by tanks.
I wish that Eralam gets a medal for finally not pussyfooting behind a rock.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 14:28:02 GMT -8
Granted Eralam gets a medal for finally not pussyfooting behind a rock, now instead he is pussyfooting behind a mountain.
I wish I had a floppidingbusawackawollatrilollyigog
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Post by The Major on Jun 20, 2013 19:58:35 GMT -8
You do. It sucks.
I wish a Hobo would move into Gukky's house.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 20:12:15 GMT -8
Granted - I'm moving like a hobo into someone else's house today. For once, someone get's their wish in the real-life fulfilled.
I wish that I was more like a gypsy.
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Post by The Major on Jun 20, 2013 20:17:54 GMT -8
Granted, now you cannot use a computer nor can understand them.
I wish I was able to convey myself in a way society can accept.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 20:26:15 GMT -8
You are able to do so, and they convey their acceptance of you via the French, who accept you most of all.
I wish for a cup of decent coffee.
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Post by The Major on Jun 20, 2013 20:31:54 GMT -8
You have it, but go to Hell, you fuck-mothering something or other.
I wish for nothing.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 22:42:55 GMT -8
Oh shiiiii.............
I wish that prestick was edible.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 20, 2013 22:44:14 GMT -8
Oh shiiiiiiiii...............
I wish for Übercharge.
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