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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 11, 2013 17:30:02 GMT -8
You don't. This is because as punishment for cheating at Corrupt A Wish, you no longer have a head.
I WISH MY LITTLE PONY WAS REAL. DEAL WITH IT.
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 17:32:12 GMT -8
It is *Dies inside.* and now the world is really... Friendly... But scary all at once.
Can I have pain relieve now?
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 11, 2013 17:43:58 GMT -8
You get pain relief in the form of morphine. The headache goes, but you develop an opiate addiction. Your life, therefore, goes into a very unhealthy spiral. Also, Heroin chic is not a good look on anyone.
I wish I was not tired.
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 17:46:32 GMT -8
That one hits close to home...
You are not tired... But you can never sleep again... You will be tired again. Soon.
I wish for endless good music.
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 11, 2013 17:51:35 GMT -8
The good music is endless. And loud. You can't sleep. You can't think. You just want it to end. But you can't turn it off. Neither can you die nor damage your ears. At least the music's good.
I wish all the mosquitoes would die and never come back.
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Post by Anima on May 11, 2013 18:02:49 GMT -8
The mosquitoes die, but in equivalent exchange, the powers that be corrode your soul and turn you into a blood sucking beast to take their place. Your spawn go on to rule the night for eternity, and you are damned to never find peace.
I wish lack of common sense were punishable by death.
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 18:04:44 GMT -8
It is. Shoot 'em dead.
I wish for inspiration.
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Post by Anima on May 11, 2013 18:07:49 GMT -8
Your muse comes to be, however, you develop an unhealthy obsession with her and begin copulating like rabbits. Before long, you have innumerable offspring, a raw member, and you find yourself wishing you had not taken it so far down the rabbit hole as to wish for inspiration.
The moral of this story is, be your own inspiration.
I wish that I were a better writer.
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 18:09:21 GMT -8
You are, stop trying to make the average writer look like crap! *Shakes fist.*
I wish for pizza.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 11, 2013 18:11:59 GMT -8
One Rat Hair and Italian Chef Snot Pizza, coming right up!
I wish my watch wasn't broken.
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Post by Anima on May 11, 2013 18:13:21 GMT -8
Your watch is fixed and suddenly functions as a miniature TARDIS. Since i dont know what Dr. Who is all about, that probably doesnt make sense, and you are erased by the space-time continuum.
I wish i were living in Florida already instead of having a to wait a year.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2013 18:20:05 GMT -8
You do, but as soon as you unpack the last box a hurricane destroys your house and cripples you from the neck down
i wish there was more area of this great planet where you could access wifi (do not corrupt with ?? ? =?????)
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 11, 2013 18:28:04 GMT -8
There ARE more areas of the planet where you could access wifi. And despite my urge to tell you there's something in the WiFi, or that you don't know where you are, there isn't, and you do. However, the airwaves are so cluttered with wireless signals that all wifi connections are sporadic, unreliable, and about as fast as a 56k modem.
I wish my bag, also, wasn't broken.
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 11, 2013 18:35:14 GMT -8
Done. Every square inch of this planet is now wifi accessible. The worlds people become increasingly dependent on the airborne bandwidth, which many don't know is limited and rapidly running out. We hit our cap within three years, after which all wireless communication becomes impossible due to the Internet being entirely taken up by cat pictures. World society crumbles within days.
I wish for an increase in Kalosis' imagination.
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 18:43:29 GMT -8
I wish for an increase in Kalosis' imagination. Don't corrupt that one. |
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2013 18:44:51 GMT -8
I wish for an increase in Kalosis' imagination. Don't corrupt that one. Sorry dude He gets more creative but soon gets bored and begins to systematically plan the deaths of every character on jvs... the netherworld will soon be the only place to write I wish people wouldn't use sources that contradict the argument they are trying to make |
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 18:47:33 GMT -8
Nobody does. But now there are no sources to back up your arguments.
I wish for a spork and motor oil.
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Post by Kalosis on May 11, 2013 18:49:28 GMT -8
Sorry dude He gets more creative but soon gets bored and begins to systematically plan the deaths of every character on jvs... the netherworld will soon be the only place to write I wish people wouldn't use sources that contradict the argument they are trying to make Worth it. |
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2013 18:54:38 GMT -8
Nobody does. But now there are no sources to back up your arguments. I wish for a spork and motor oil. you have heard about how some people smuggled Cocaine into america? though i am impressed that you got them in there I wish for more peach tea |
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 11, 2013 19:18:07 GMT -8
You have all the peach tea. Regrettably, it's all made with salt water and is horribly disgusting. You get sick after the first bottle.
I wish for more episodes of Game of Thrones.
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