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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:51:36 GMT -8
Banned for your temptress ways.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 22:03:29 GMT -8
I don't believe in seduction. That's for biblical creatures. Banned.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 22:35:32 GMT -8
Banned. More like you don't know how.
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Post by The Major on Dec 26, 2013 4:23:55 GMT -8
Even if it was true, I would be completely comfortable with it. I have no interest in demeaning myself with overacting, both as a Fallanassi and a female.
Essentially, banned for thinking I give a fuck.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 5:55:58 GMT -8
Banned. If you gave a fuck, maybe you wouldn't be so uptight.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 6:56:19 GMT -8
I rather like being tight, thank you very much.
Banned for implying I need to be loosened.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:00:40 GMT -8
Being tight isn't the problem. In fact, from my point of view, it's not even a problem. It's that stick you've got shoved up your ass, figuratively speaking.
Banned until you relax a little.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:29:36 GMT -8
No relaxing. No relenting. No retreat.
That is what death is for.
Banned, because even if I pulled the figurative stick from my ass, I'd just use it to club people to death.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:33:05 GMT -8
Aye, but you'd be much more fun at the end of the day. We could play cards.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:35:06 GMT -8
You have friends for that. I'll watch from here.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:44:12 GMT -8
By cards I mean we stab things.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:47:37 GMT -8
I am not Subject 67 nor do I possess a penchant for staining my clothes in the blood of other living things.
I can watch you both from here, however.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:49:27 GMT -8
But...science?
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:54:08 GMT -8
Correct. My recordings will prove valuable to science.
It makes no difference if I view them in a dark, lonely room with a bottle of wine and melancholic jazz playing in the background.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:54:40 GMT -8
You're no fun.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 8:04:58 GMT -8
My father disavowed my existence and my mother told me the only reason she didn't abort me was for the tax deduction.
Yeah, I'm not really a fun person.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 8:14:56 GMT -8
But we've had lots of fun.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 8:29:15 GMT -8
I was wounded, angered, shot at, threatened, and intimidated by gun point most of the time.
Yes, spanking good fun, that was.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 8:34:10 GMT -8
Admit it, there were fun parts.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 8:41:37 GMT -8
The part where I was told, "Don't conduct a proxy slavery operation in order to save at least a billion lives from turmoil or else I kill you," or the part I was told, "Do what I say or else."
Which?
Oh, maybe it was you told me to, "Get the fuck out of my sight," before blasting a beskar welded hatch.
Really, it's not so different than my time with Dragus, besides the, "Take this impossible objective for my amusement," type thing.
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