The Major
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Post by The Major on May 8, 2013 9:58:06 GMT -8
I certainly do.
I've killed him before. I want to kill him again.
No chance that anyone has a line of contact to him, eh?
Oh, I almost forgot. Hiiiiii.
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Post by Inferno on May 8, 2013 10:09:30 GMT -8
I am Kryptman.
... Oh, wait, no. Sorry, I'm Spartacus. Wrong guy.
Never mind.
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Post by Dragus on May 8, 2013 10:12:12 GMT -8
Krypt-who?
Oh, the mutt. Right. He was actually RPing with us before the site went haywonky and we all had to take a four month break.
I've got him on facebook, though I am led to believe you're not a fan of it. I could probably get his email easily enough, he's on FB every day or just about. Although if I shot him a PM and said, "Eh, remember that creepy lass? Marjorine I think her name was. Yeah, that sounds familiar. Anywho she's looking for you."
That would either terrify him to the bone or get him here promptly. Knowing him, er, the latter of the two seems more likely.
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Post by Dragus on May 8, 2013 10:15:53 GMT -8
 There he is on the left. Now give me a tough one. Dollars to donuts says I can find Carmen Sandiago. |
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Post by The Major on May 8, 2013 10:22:54 GMT -8
Hmmm. Dan. I was going to give you some space and stalk your characters from the shadows, but it just wouldn't FEEL right.
Now, do you somehow have a means to talk to him? I figure you do since you've been pulling up pictures to troll him since forever ago.
And now that I've managed to figure out how to scroll upwards in a thread without it all looking like lines, I see you've answered my question. Damn this conflarged place.
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Post by Dragus on May 8, 2013 10:30:27 GMT -8
I can't seem to track down the email he used for our MSN chats, but I just sent him an FB message asking for his email. He'll either pop on here when he gets a chance or shoot me the web address and I can pass it on to you.
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Post by The Major on May 8, 2013 10:36:40 GMT -8
Pass it on? Email? Facebook? What is this nonsense high tech marlarkly? There's no need for it all.
Just tell him that I said he looks fat. Should be enough.
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Post by Dragus on May 8, 2013 10:47:45 GMT -8
Personally I'm surprised he hasn't created an account yet. Then again, the site was up for like two weeks before the link to the new one got added to the old one. Unless you were in the know, getting here was a bit of a trick.
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Post by The Major on May 8, 2013 14:12:37 GMT -8
I'm going to act like I knew everything all along and am behind everything. Really, no different that the usual.
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Post by The Major on May 29, 2013 12:30:21 GMT -8
See? He's so obese he can't even pull himself away from burgers and beer to post.
What a tube.
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Post by Dragus on May 29, 2013 13:16:56 GMT -8
Oye, he's fighting for our respective countries interests. Err, freedom, I mean. Definitely freedom. Don't drone strike me.
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Post by The Major on May 29, 2013 14:06:44 GMT -8
Please, you and I both know he signed up because he likes the look of men in uniform.
That is not a sexual joke. He thinks camo slims his figure.
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Post by Dragus on May 29, 2013 14:48:11 GMT -8
True say, sista. And have you seen his butt? Those combat boots have done wonders defining his tuckus.
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Post by The Major on May 29, 2013 15:15:52 GMT -8
I would have looked, but I've been too busy staring at yours.
*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*
*grin grin*
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Post by Dragus on May 29, 2013 15:57:03 GMT -8
...
You are too tall for me, but if you ever get in an accident and lose your legs below the knee, we'll talk.
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Post by The Major on May 29, 2013 16:05:54 GMT -8
I'm not THAAAAT tall. There are people here and there that are much taller, and I stand with my back arched in way that makes me look shorter, annnnnd I call you things like shorty and half pint!
Be a feminist! Date a taller girl today!
*Prepares propaganda posters with that slogan*
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Post by Dragus on May 29, 2013 16:14:09 GMT -8
Oye, I am a feminist. Equal pay for equal work! That said, y'all are terrible drivers. When you told me you were crossing borders I made sure to stay off the road. I just got my car back today, had it in the shop since Monday when some broad rear ended me and scuffed the bumper.
Plus, I'm not that short, but I'm also not tall. 5'9. That's why I date the hobbit. She's 5 foot at most, so when I stand next to her, I'm like a head taller. Even when she wears heels I'm still taller. It's the only time in life where I actually feel tall. And let me tell ya, sista, it's a great feeling.
I think I need a career where I work with midgets.
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Post by The Major on May 29, 2013 17:35:23 GMT -8
I already do work with midgets. They're called most of the people around me. And I get exactly what you mean. It's wonderful to feel like I can bop people over the head whenever they get too haughty. Who cares if they can probably break my spine with a well aimed headbutt? They look so puny! And I am a great driver. That wreck I got into a year or so ago was COMPLETELY the MAN'S fault. I'd would've gotten out and kicked his ass too if my arm wasn't broken and I wasn't too busy shuffling out on the street in a dazed stupor before KOing.
Stupid men. You're all hairy anyway. F*&%king shave!
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Post by Cassel Lockpick on May 29, 2013 17:49:12 GMT -8
Cassel poofs into the thread, sitting with his legs out in a Y. He seems dazed and confused. He looks around.
Well shoot....
Turns his head slowly around the thread until he spots Draggy and Major. Waves with a big smile.
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Post by Dragus on May 29, 2013 21:47:44 GMT -8
We do shave, it grows back.
Learn to deal with the chest hair, it will keep you warm in the winter. For everything else, you're allowed to ask them to manscape. They may not do it, but you can ask. That is your right as the woman. And if you feel like protesting, we know how hairy your legs can get. Let it grow out. He'll get the message.
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