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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:18:05 GMT -8
Plinking.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:19:02 GMT -8
More or less. Close range pest control.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:26:56 GMT -8
Rats be warned.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:29:03 GMT -8
Stray cats, raccoons, possums, anything that tries to get into the garbage.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:32:32 GMT -8
Basically, food.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:35:25 GMT -8
For something, I'm sure.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:36:57 GMT -8
Stew for you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:39:41 GMT -8
Maybe the raccoon. Not a fan of possum.
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Post by The Major on Dec 25, 2013 10:45:00 GMT -8
Put some salt on it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 10:47:24 GMT -8
It's really gamey.
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Post by The Major on Dec 26, 2013 4:24:55 GMT -8
Like your love life? Aye.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 5:55:03 GMT -8
I wish for a hangover cure.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 6:37:18 GMT -8
That gun you're making holds the answer. I wish for a golden bird upon a silver branch.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 6:45:30 GMT -8
It shits molten gold on your head.
I wish for something to read.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:00:57 GMT -8
Artforum Magazine.
Trollolol.
I wish I were fired.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:03:09 GMT -8
That could be arranged. *preps flamethrower, though not for the obvious pun related reasons*
I wish children came with volume control.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:32:51 GMT -8
They do. It only gets louder and louder. The solution is to turn them on so high that you go deaf.
I wish my children came with carnivorous grins.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:37:39 GMT -8
They make pregnancy a bitch for you as a result.
I wish for a jug of milk.
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Post by The Major on Jan 27, 2014 7:45:52 GMT -8
My children, is not equal to, my pregnancy. An artificial womb or surrogate mother, subsequently disposed, will do.
You get the jug and you get a cow. Get to work, Hoss.
I wish for nothing. I am at ease.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 7:48:56 GMT -8
It's the price you pay for your little demons.
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