Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 14, 2013 8:32:26 GMT -8
Congratulations, you are one. Such a pot-head...
I wish that I had whatever I needed.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2013 8:36:01 GMT -8
You have everything you need, but nothing you want.
I wish I wasn't a teapot.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 14, 2013 8:37:41 GMT -8
Great - now you're useless to man and beast.
I wish for all that I want.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 14, 2013 9:38:27 GMT -8
You are now everything you want but you are not what they need.
I wish that Baonators were not so good so I didnt eat as many
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 14, 2013 13:41:27 GMT -8
Granted. They suck. You move on to another snack vice.
I wish tornados would rip up this city.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2013 20:27:21 GMT -8
Tornadoes rip up that city. Tornadoes of love, that is. Now, everywhere you go, men are throwing themselves at you, and the women too. The worst part is, even your cold, blackened and shriveled mutated appendix that serves as your heart is affected just as badly.
I wish for a 1 liter bottle of decent whiskey, one that I may drink for without repercussions.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 15, 2013 0:02:58 GMT -8
You do get it - but you've lost your taste for alcohol.
I wish I could quit.
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 15, 2013 5:18:51 GMT -8
You quite....everything. You die several days later.
I wish that my story ends happily ever after, like the stories.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 15, 2013 5:25:22 GMT -8
It would - if only your spelling fail you in the last moment.
I wish that English was more consistant.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2013 5:29:01 GMT -8
English is more consistent. This comes at the cost of making sense. It is consistently gibberish.
I wish you good luck.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 15, 2013 5:30:40 GMT -8
Thanks. Everything goes my way.
I wish that I had image for every feeling.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2013 5:34:04 GMT -8
You have an image for every feeling. It's beige, because you can no longer feel.
I wish I had my damn tobacco already. Seriously, what the fuck, over?
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 15, 2013 10:01:58 GMT -8
Granted, but someone just fills your package with Virginia Slims while taking the good stuff and drawing a troll face.
I wish I had more Lucky Strikes.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2013 10:07:03 GMT -8
You have more Lucky Strikes. Sorry about the random cat pissing all over them.
I wish I could find a way to keep the crazy one from fucking with tobacco related wishes.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 15, 2013 15:20:29 GMT -8
Granted, Kuroro takes over handling the wishes. Although she hands your tobacco to you with love and gusto, she has burned it with her excitement. Now you will listen to her say sorry and tell you a corresponding story about working as the master chef for a Republic Senator who also liked to smoke tobacco. Worst part? It takes two hours for her to tell it.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I wish Eralam keeps bringing me such happiness. He is hilarious.
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 15, 2013 20:11:00 GMT -8
Granted. Eralam continually makes you happy. But soon you find the happiness...empty. You kill yourself out of boredom once you realize everything its all pointless....
I wish for happiness.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 15, 2013 21:41:33 GMT -8
You've got it. You're happy. You see the bright side of things. You enjoy breathing. Problem is, you're alive. Diva stumbles upon while killing a planet per usual, while you were happy, and cuts your happy heart out of your chest. You die happily, watching ghouls and witches as they begin to feast upon your happily twitching corpse. And it gets better! You reanimate! Now you're happy, AND hungry. Lucky for you there are still 3 billion people left on your planet. Happy feast!
I wish Kirby would just die.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 16, 2013 1:52:36 GMT -8
Granted. But you get to bury him.
I wish that I had a regulator for Diva.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 16, 2013 6:07:01 GMT -8
Granted, but in order to get it you have to be locked in a room for 13 hours with the Major. Viel Glück!
I wish Gukky would stop trying to overtake my characters' posting numbers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 6:10:47 GMT -8
He stops, but only after realizing that I have you all beat by a considerable margin.
I wish for a cup of tea.
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